Here Lies TwinCharged

"TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut" (twincharged) 07/30/2015 at 16:06 • Filed to: None

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Keeled over and groaning in pain at 4AM, unable to sleep because he ate some weird shit and now has indigestion and trapped wind.

//whimpers quietly

petebmwm > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 07/30/2015 at 16:09

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JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 07/30/2015 at 16:10

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Pray tell, what counts as “Weird Shit” in Hong Kong?

frankly, most of that looks delicious to me, except for the chicken feet... i could never get behind the “Phoenix Claw”

petebmwm > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 07/30/2015 at 16:11

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there we go...

CalzoneGolem > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 07/30/2015 at 16:11

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Actual shit but with weird toppings such as jellybeans and gummy mint leaves.

Ike > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 07/30/2015 at 16:12

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That’s The worst, what was said weird thing?

Jcarr > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 07/30/2015 at 16:12

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Carbonated beverage of your choice

Gas X if you have it

Lie on your left side (puts the GI tract in the optimal position for passing gas)

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 07/30/2015 at 16:17

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Chicken pasta with green pesto cream sauce at the Royal Yacht Club. Apparently, the pasta there is an absolute no-go, which I found out far too late.

And trust me, I’ve had weirder without the awful side effects I’m having right now.

davedave1111 > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 07/30/2015 at 16:21

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If you’re not, er, running to the bathroom all the time, go for a brisk walk/jog/jump up and down. Exercise can really help with trapped wind. And if it doesn’t, at least you got some exercise to work off all that pasta.

Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 07/30/2015 at 16:24

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I have this kind of reaction when I eat something that contains fresh garlic, but not garlic powder. Also, “trapped wind” is a fantastic euphemism.

For Sweden > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 07/30/2015 at 16:24

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Look, I know you WERE British, but that was almost 20 years ago. Your stomach should have adapted to real food by now.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 07/30/2015 at 16:28

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ooooohhh... suck :(

Snuze: Needs another Swede > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 07/30/2015 at 16:41

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That sucks. I hate when seemingly normal food make you sick. Like, I can’t have duck. I have a iron gut, I love indian and middle eastern food, and all kinds of weird stuff and do it like a champ. But duck makes me want to die. Which is sad because I love it.

I hope you feel better soon.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 07/30/2015 at 16:57

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Stop eating weird shit.

You should be eating normal shit instead

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jcarr 07/30/2015 at 17:44

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They say gas x relieves bloating, but it just makes you fart.

Jcarr > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/30/2015 at 17:48

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I suppose it depends on the bloating. If it’s water-bloat, then no, it’s not going to work.

The active ingredient is simethicone, which lowers the surface tension of gas bubbles, allowing them to more easily combine with other bubbles and thus be passed easier.

pip bip - choose Corrour > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 07/31/2015 at 07:36

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laxatives?

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > For Sweden 07/31/2015 at 12:34

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excuuuuuuse me how dareings you we have amazing food