A Person Made This

"Matthew Keyser" (teisco15) 07/29/2015 at 17:21 • Filed to: None

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A human being, much like you and I, made this thing. Said humanoid is now selling his...err... Creation... On Craigslist currently.

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I’m just going to speak for all of us when I say: Crack Pipe.

Special Thanks to RotRod for pointing this wonderful automobile out to me.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Matthew Keyser 07/29/2015 at 17:28

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Somebody built that, looked at it, and said “Now that’s a job well done!” Somewhere out there, there is a person that is proud of having built this.

My citroen won't start > Matthew Keyser 07/29/2015 at 17:29

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What is written on the “engine cover"?

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Matthew Keyser 07/29/2015 at 17:35

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An early Will. I. Am?

Steve in Manhattan > Matthew Keyser 07/29/2015 at 17:35

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I’m sorry, but that person is nothing like me. Perhaps a different species ....

Matthew Keyser > My citroen won't start 07/29/2015 at 17:41

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It says, verbatim, “FUEL INJV12”

Matthew Keyser > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/29/2015 at 17:41

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That just baffles me.

Takuro Spirit > Matthew Keyser 07/29/2015 at 17:41

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Take one of the 5’s away and I’d LeMons it.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Matthew Keyser 07/29/2015 at 17:51

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It’s like the automotive equivalent of a 10-year-old’s clay sculpture.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Matthew Keyser 07/29/2015 at 17:55

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this is all i can think of

JRapp: now as good as new again > Matthew Keyser 07/29/2015 at 18:08

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The sad part is that this isn’t a one-off...

Also found this:

Xyl0c41n3 > Matthew Keyser 07/29/2015 at 18:20

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Still not as WTF as what was done to this Fiero:

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > Matthew Keyser 07/29/2015 at 18:25

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*Looks at thumbnail* It’s not that bad.

*Expands picture*.......

Matthew Keyser > JRapp: now as good as new again 07/29/2015 at 19:01

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THERES MORE!?!?!?

Matthew Keyser > Xyl0c41n3 07/29/2015 at 19:01

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I'd honestly rather have that then the Fauxrari

itschrome > Matthew Keyser 07/29/2015 at 19:26

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Shit.. I dunno man.. remove all the Ferrari references and swap in a Northstar and this would provide me with endless laughs to drive around..

PS9 > Xyl0c41n3 07/29/2015 at 19:48

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Poor man’s McLaren F1?

wkiernan > JRapp: now as good as new again 07/29/2015 at 19:52

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Oh but this one’s much nicer, it’s in proper Rosso Corsa . Naahce Praahce, Babeee!

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > Matthew Keyser 07/29/2015 at 19:55

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Holy shit man. This appears to be somewhat local to me...I want to call the cops and rat them out as a potential coke dealer. Truly baffling how someone can be so matter of factly about the ad for this car even...serious buyers only!

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Matthew Keyser 07/29/2015 at 21:10

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Nominated for best of craigslist.

citizennick > Matthew Keyser 07/29/2015 at 23:31

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Oh my god. I'm pleading my brother to buy it for his shop to make faster than a Ferrari. The ultimate troll project.

Matthew Keyser > citizennick 07/30/2015 at 00:27

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It’s begging for a tuned Hellcat crate motor

pip bip - choose Corrour > Matthew Keyser 07/30/2015 at 05:49

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CRACKPIPE!

pjhusa > Matthew Keyser 08/03/2015 at 17:16

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But is that being really a Homo sapiens?