Prediction on the Lexus hoverboard:

"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo) 07/29/2015 at 15:15 • Filed to: None

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If they go on sale, they will sell about ten. The buyers will be as follows:

Floyd Mayweather will buy one and never use it.

Justin Bieber will buy one, and will use it to hurt himself and/or break the law in some way.

Some of the more well-off rappers will probably use one in a music video.

Netflix will buy one to replace Gob’s Segway in the next season of Arrested Development.

Jay Leno may get one.

Tony Hawk? How much money does he have nowadays?

And a few more for the private collections of random billionaires.

Disco Lightning for your time.

HammerheadFistpunch > Alfalfa 07/29/2015 at 15:18

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They have zero intentions of selling it. Its just viral marketing, like all these hoverboard videos. no new tech, nothing to sell.

dogisbadob > Alfalfa 07/29/2015 at 15:20

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Marge Simpson will buy a couple and then return them later tonight

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Alfalfa 07/29/2015 at 15:20

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Thomas F. Wilson will set up a Kickstarter to try and afford one.

Alfalfa > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 07/29/2015 at 15:25

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They would have to build one with mini rocket propulsion, though.

Steve in Manhattan > Alfalfa 07/29/2015 at 15:54

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Everyone who bought a Segway will buy one.

RustedSprinter > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 07/29/2015 at 20:35

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WILLLLSONN!!!!!