Best eBay ad copy I've seen in a while...

".jdb." (brockmjd) 07/28/2015 at 10:32 • Filed to: None

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“This car would make a great daily driver with little work. However, it is a 37 year old Alfa Romeo.”
Sure, buddy. That’s right up there with
“This guy would make a great employee. However, he is an active heroin addict with $100,000 in gambling debts to the Mob”
or
“This house would be great for a new family to move right into, as soon as you take care of the termites, the mold and the radon problems”

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LongbowMkII > .jdb. 07/28/2015 at 10:38

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Must. Not. Bid.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > .jdb. 07/28/2015 at 11:00

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I look at this and see a rally car or Lemons racer. I do not see a daily driver unless your commute was less than 2 miles and you carried a bicycle in the trunk.

.jdb. > LongbowMkII 07/28/2015 at 11:11

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DON’T DO IT!

Tohru > .jdb. 07/28/2015 at 11:11

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It’s an ancient Alfa. It’s more like “This house would be great for a new family to move right into, except it’s currently on fire.”

.jdb. > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/28/2015 at 11:12

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I dunno, man. I think Alfa is contagious. You put the bike in the trunk and when you go to use it, the chain snaps and the handlebars fall off. But MAN it looks good back there.

coqui70 > .jdb. 07/28/2015 at 23:00

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Oh oh ... I wonder where I could hide this from the Mrs.