Fourza Grand-Am Series Round 2 Post-Race and Photo-Dump

"SVTyler" (svtyler)
07/28/2015 at 18:00 • Filed to: Fourza

RACE RESULTS:

1st (16pts) - ly2v8-Brian (Kampfmesser), 2011 Mazda RX-8 R3

2nd (14pts) - RoboRed (RoboRedMdn1te), 2012 Porsche Cayman R

3rd (14pts) - Desu San Desu, 2012 Porsche Cayman R

4th (12pts) - SVTyler (mackleroy45), 2012 Chevrolet Camaro ZL1

5th (12pts) - Tareim, 2007 Audi S5

6th (11pts) - BaseTrim (TjUeBeA83), 2008 BMW M3

7th (10pts) - nich (nichpsu), 2008 BMW M3

8th (9pts) - Corey CC97, 2010 Maserati GT

9th (8pts) - robluvscars1, 2013 Ford Boss 302

10 (7pts) - Rainbow (Goatbird), 2011 Mazda RX-8 R3

11th (6pts) - weebor, 2008 BMW M3

CURRENT STANDINGS:

1st (31pts) - ly2v8-Brian (Kampfmesser)

2nd (27pts) - BaseTrim (TjUeBeA83)

3rd (26pts) - SVTyler (mackleroy45)

T4th (24pts) - Tareim and RoboRed (RoboRedMdn1te)

6th (23pts) - Desu San Desu

7th (21pts) - robluvscars1

8th (11pts) - dr861 (LentAtom9)

9th (10pts) - nich (nichpsu)

10th (9pts) - Corey CC97

T11th (7pts) - IDDaVo (FearlessTSwift) and Rainbow (Goatbird)

13th (6pts) - weebor

MISCELLANEOUS NOTES:

- As you may have noticed, I deducted one point each from myself and RoboRed for excessively quick lap times. For future lap-time-related indiscretions more points may be taken off depending on the severity of the offense so please be mindful of the target lap time.

- We had several incidents involving lapped traffic this race, two of which took out potential podium-finishers. If you’re in the process of getting lapped please move off-line and let the faster cars through unimpeded.

- As SlickMcRick pointed out I neglected to mention differentials in the tuning section of the information post. As it doesn’t add any points to PI you may use a race diff if you so choose.

UPCOMING RACES:

7/31: Rally di Positano ( !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! )

8/1: Maple Valley Full Reverse ( !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! )

8/2: Infineon ( !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! )

8/8: Road America ( !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! )

PHOTO-DUMP:

DISCUSSION (48)

Rainbow > SVTyler
07/28/2015 at 18:30

Kinja'd!!!

I believe this may have been the part where I hit somebody. I apologize again for that. I was way on the inside of my usual line and still braked about as late as I would have, which of course caused me to go wide and t-bone somebody in a DLC car. (Turns out it wasn’t necessarily a Porsche- some of my free DLC cars keep deleting themselves, apparently....)

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > SVTyler
07/28/2015 at 18:57

Kinja'd!!!

#lolnobrakes

Hopefully that doesn’t happen again on Saturday. If the wheel keeps giving me problems I might have to switch to a controller, which is something I really don’t want to do.

ly2v8-Brian > SVTyler
07/28/2015 at 20:22

Obligatory

nich > SVTyler
07/28/2015 at 21:19

Kinja'd!!!

I should get double points for having the sexiest car

RoboRed "The road to hell is paved with overturned Vanduras" > SVTyler
07/28/2015 at 22:06

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RoboRed "The road to hell is paved with overturned Vanduras" > SVTyler
07/28/2015 at 22:07

Kinja'd!!!

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SVTyler > RoboRed "The road to hell is paved with overturned Vanduras"
07/28/2015 at 22:30

Kinja'd!!!

SVTyler > Rainbow
07/28/2015 at 22:53

That was me in the Camaro... why must you hurt me so, Rainbow, why?

SVTyler > nich
07/28/2015 at 23:16

Kinja'd!!!

SVTyler > ly2v8-Brian
07/28/2015 at 23:17

SVTyler > Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS
07/28/2015 at 23:19

If it does you’re henceforth banned from the series for that damn license plate conduct deemed unsafe to other participants.

SVTyler > RoboRed "The road to hell is paved with overturned Vanduras"
07/28/2015 at 23:19

ucvifevn;af;b ki???

SVTyler > nich
07/28/2015 at 23:38

Though props for the gold rims + silver paint. Not a combo I’d thought would work but it looks pretty sweet with the red accents.

nich > SVTyler
07/29/2015 at 07:51

it’s my ba-car-di

zing

SVTyler > nich
07/29/2015 at 07:54

Kinja'd!!!

SVTyler > ly2v8-Brian
07/29/2015 at 08:03

That being said it’s good to see an RX-8 leading the pack. I miss those fire-spitting bastards :(

Kinja'd!!!

Rainbow > SVTyler
07/29/2015 at 09:16

My car probably just wanted to sacrifice herself so the other RX-8 could win.

ly2v8-Brian > SVTyler
07/29/2015 at 11:04

That race went far better than expected tbh.

ly2v8-Brian > SVTyler
07/29/2015 at 12:55

I don't know. I find his plate to be in good taste.

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > SVTyler
07/29/2015 at 16:47

You scared of the Maserati, of your crown being taken away? I would be. How can you catch me when I can’t slow down? I can only go faster.

SVTyler > Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS
07/29/2015 at 22:57

CAN YOU SPEAK UP, I CAN’T HEAR YOU ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE IN 8TH PLACE

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > SVTyler
07/29/2015 at 23:30

I SAID THAT YOUR BLOATED BURGER MUNCHING ‘MURICAN SHRIMP IS NO MATCH FOR ITALY’S FINEST HANDCRAFTED MACHINERY SO LONG AS IT ACTUALLY WORKS AND DOESN’T CATCH ON FIRE AND VERIZON DECIDES NOT TO BEND OVER SOME MORE.

SVTyler > ly2v8-Brian
07/29/2015 at 23:34

*ominously starts polishing banhammer*

Anything else you feel like saying, y’know, just to clear the air?

SVTyler > Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS
07/29/2015 at 23:39

>ITALIAN CAR

>FULLY FUNCTIONAL

HOW BURNED ARE YOUR FINGERTIPS FROM ALL THAT CRACK YOU’RE SMOKING

SVTyler > Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS
07/29/2015 at 23:43

AND EL CAMARON GRANDE SHALL EAT YOUR FAUXRARRI ALIVE LIKE A MANTIS SHRIMP . HAVE YOU SEEN THESE FUCKERS? THEY’RE ALMOST AS QUICK AS ME OUT ON TRACK

Kinja'd!!!

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > SVTyler
07/29/2015 at 23:52

I’m dying I have to hand it to you on this one.

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > SVTyler
07/29/2015 at 23:53

I really like seafood. Especially FRIED SHRIMP. Such a nice meal to have after a BIG VICTORY.

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > SVTyler
07/29/2015 at 23:54

Slowed down 60 times? Is that describing you when you’re driving?

SVTyler > Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS
07/29/2015 at 23:59

60 IS THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF TIMES PER RACE I GET STUCK BEHIND ONE OF YOU NOOBS WHO BUMBLE YOUR WAY AROUND THE TRACK LIKE A BLIND, CRIPPLED DOG CHASING A STEAK-COVERED ROOMBA AROUND AN ICE RINK.

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > SVTyler
07/30/2015 at 00:05

Kinja'd!!!

SVTyler > Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS
07/30/2015 at 00:34

AND YOU’RE SO FUCKING FAR BEHIND ME ON THE LEADERBOARD

BOOM ROASTED

USA

Kinja'd!!!

SVTyler > Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS
07/30/2015 at 00:35

YOU CAN’T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO FIND YOUR OWN ELI MANNING-SUPERIMPOSED-OVER-MEADOWLAND-STADIUM’S-FIELD-MEME? IT SEEMS YOUR POOR DRIVING IS A REFLECTION OF YOUR LACK OF A WORK ETHIC AS WELL AS YOUR LACK OF SKILL

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > SVTyler
07/30/2015 at 00:45

1v1 me in real life faget noscopes only

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > SVTyler
07/30/2015 at 00:45

Kinja'd!!!

ly2v8-Brian > SVTyler
07/30/2015 at 01:01

I AM THE STEAK COVERED ROOMBA

SVTyler > ly2v8-Brian
07/30/2015 at 01:02

SO THAT EXPLAINS YOUR ERRATIC BEHAVIOR AND ODD SMELL

ly2v8-Brian > SVTyler
07/30/2015 at 01:02

What that puny thing? (Points at banhammer)

SVTyler > Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS
07/30/2015 at 01:03

wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

SVTyler > Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS
07/30/2015 at 01:04

Kinja'd!!!