"CB" (jrcb)
07/25/2015 at 21:22 • Filed to: None
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"CB" (jrcb)
07/25/2015 at 21:22 • Filed to: None | 1
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It’s Saturday night. I’m bored. You’re bored. Ask me questions, and I’ll answer as best as I can. Or as poorly as I can. Really, it’s a toss-up.
Bullitt for your time.
jkm7680
> CB
07/25/2015 at 21:25 |
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Respond.
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CB
> jkm7680
07/25/2015 at 21:26 |
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Hello jkm,
In accordance with your questions, find my response enclosed:
“Tha mo bhàta-foluaimein loma-làn easgannan.”
I hope this helps.
Sincerely yours,
CB
MrDakka
> CB
07/25/2015 at 21:28 |
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What is a Tim Hortons and are there actually White Walkers north of the border?
Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
> CB
07/25/2015 at 21:29 |
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Will you answer this question as poorly as you can?
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> MrDakka
07/25/2015 at 21:32 |
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Tim Horton was a hockey player whose daughter my uncle allegedly slept with (according to family legend). Tim Hortons is a coffee and eatery chain started by said hockey player, filling Canadians with Double-Doubles in order to keep them awake during road trips and hockey practice, and Timbits (or doughnut holes if you’re a heathen) for small children and adults in order to keep them going. It’s pretty great, but don’t go to the one on Rideau Street in Ottawa, because that one sucks knobs.
The only white walkers are pasty bastards like me who avoid the sun like the plague.
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> Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
07/25/2015 at 21:33 |
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Three ducks in a man costume.
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Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
> CB
07/25/2015 at 21:37 |
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Excellent job.
Now if you excellently answer a question poorly, did you actually answer it poorly?
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> Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
07/25/2015 at 21:39 |
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Yes. I answered it excellently poorly. It’s almost like the Twit Olympics, where you find out who the best at being the worst is.
Justin Hughes
> CB
07/25/2015 at 21:40 |
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What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is your favorite color?
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Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
> CB
07/25/2015 at 21:40 |
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By that definition, is the Twit Olympics another name for the RNC?
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> Justin Hughes
07/25/2015 at 21:42 |
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Sir CB of West Bromwich East.
To find the Holy Grail and not die in a horrific sea mine accident.
Green? But only specific greens. None of this lime green bullshit, give me something dark. Highland Green is nice. We’ll go with that.
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> Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
07/25/2015 at 21:43 |
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Now, are you talking about the American RNC or the Canadian RNC? Because the RNC in Canada is great, because they arrested a weatherman for giving shitty weather to Newfoundland.
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Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
> CB
07/25/2015 at 21:45 |
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The one that does not have a six-syllable word in its name.
Floccinocinihilipilification.
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Justin Hughes
> CB
07/25/2015 at 21:46 |
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Right. Off you go then.
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> Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
07/25/2015 at 21:46 |
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Yes, the American one is worthless.
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Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
> CB
07/25/2015 at 21:49 |
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No, it was worth 10.3 million USD (~496 million CAD) as of mid-April.
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> Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
07/25/2015 at 21:51 |
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Worth doesn’t solely constitute a monetary value. But now this is getting into semantics.
desertdog5051
> CB
07/25/2015 at 21:53 |
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What is the capitol of Latvia and what is the population?
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Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
> CB
07/25/2015 at 21:54 |
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Not solely, but a monetary value constitutes worth, at least in a capitalist society.
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> desertdog5051
07/25/2015 at 21:55 |
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The capital of Latvia, according to Google, is Riga, and the population is roughly ten angry farmers and one slightly annoyed goat.
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> Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
07/25/2015 at 21:55 |
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Then join me in getting rid of it, comrade.
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Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
> CB
07/25/2015 at 21:58 |
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Gladly.
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jkm7680
> CB
07/25/2015 at 22:10 |
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Thanks for your response CB,
I fully comprehend your response and appreciate it much.
It did help.
Sincerely,
Jkm
thebigbossyboss
> CB
07/25/2015 at 22:40 |
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Why do you tolerate me coming to random;y harass you at work?
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> thebigbossyboss
07/25/2015 at 22:42 |
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Because you vaguely know what you’re talking about, rather than complaining that the spinning thing on the silver box you drive is making a weird noise and you need me to give you something simple and cheap to fix it.
Also, gonna be leaving in six weeks, so yeah. Buy all the shit you can while you can!
E92M3
> CB
07/25/2015 at 23:07 |
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If you could have a night with 1 Kardashian which one would you choose?
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> E92M3
07/25/2015 at 23:10 |
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No.
ktfright | Kinja Neighborhood Black Guy
> CB
07/25/2015 at 23:39 |
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Favorite nacho toppings?
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> ktfright | Kinja Neighborhood Black Guy
07/25/2015 at 23:41 |
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Meat.
Cheese.
Peppers and olives.
More meat.
More cheese.
Salsa and sour cream on the side.
Captain of the Enterprise
> CB
07/25/2015 at 23:48 |
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What is a double double?
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> Captain of the Enterprise
07/25/2015 at 23:49 |
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Coffee with double cream and double sugar. Mixed it up the first time (I don’t drink coffee).
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Captain of the Enterprise
> CB
07/25/2015 at 23:57 |
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I don't either but I've heard the term before (live in metro Detroit area). Funny thing is I make the coffee for my work office and don't drink it anyway
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> Captain of the Enterprise
07/25/2015 at 23:59 |
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Heh, that kind of sucks that you have that duty. And hearing it in Detroit would make since, since you’re super close to Windsor. Try asking for a Triple Triple.
Richtofen, Baron von Pickup
> CB
07/26/2015 at 02:51 |
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Do you wish you were Steve McQueen?
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> Richtofen, Baron von Pickup
07/26/2015 at 07:14 |
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Yes. Minus the cancer.