I'm Macanamera, 10 Minute AMA

"macanamera" (macanamera) 07/24/2015 at 23:23 • Filed to: None

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Probably less than 10 minutes honestly because I've drank a lot but maybe more than ten minutes if people ask me a lot of things and stuff

XJDano > macanamera 07/24/2015 at 23:25

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2 wheels Good?

scoob > macanamera 07/24/2015 at 23:26

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What do you call a female daddy long legs?

Why is the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

How fast do hotcakes sell?

How do they get those boats in those glass bottles?

Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

Why is it that we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but we have to get it off our chests?

If you decide that you’re indecisive, which one are you?

If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by principle have to dissolve their own government?

If Luke took a bath, would the water be lukewarm?

Why doesn’t the glue in the bottle dry up?

Why do they call the angel of death an angel if all it does is bring pain and suffering?

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?

Why do we say “bye bye” but not “hi hi”?

Why do we feel blue?

What color does a smurf feel when he is down?

What does OK actually mean?

No Prius Needed > macanamera 07/24/2015 at 23:27

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Can you bring rusto back?

macanamera > No Prius Needed 07/24/2015 at 23:29

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Dude, I actually reached out to him via email and I’ve got his number and stuff, he’s really busy with work and everything, but he promised me he would be back when he gets everything sorted out. Rusto is the man.

macanamera > XJDano 07/24/2015 at 23:30

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2 wheels scary, to be honest. I’ve daily driven a number of ridiculously fast cars, but nothing comes even close to bikes. The only street bike I’ve ever driven (rode?) was an R1, and it was honestly just scary. Really fun, but scary. Cars aren’t as fast as bikes, period.

Officer Jim Lahey is not a real cop > macanamera 07/24/2015 at 23:31

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What’s DeMuro like?

citizennick > macanamera 07/24/2015 at 23:31

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What did you eat tonight?

AM3R shamefully returns > macanamera 07/24/2015 at 23:39

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List of cars you’ve owned and one thing you liked/disliked about each? Also, Rusto is the man. Talk to him pretty much daily and he’s so close to making me do something dumb with my money and buy tons of cars haha.

macanamera > scoob 07/24/2015 at 23:40

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1. Mama long legs

2. Why wouldn’t it be? It’s a word.

3. I have asked my friend who drives ambulances this EXACT question, and the answer is yes.

4. Are they?

5. No.

6. 31 HPM

7. They are assembled inside the bottle with special tools.

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9. Why do American people actually sound British when they sing?

10. Ask Atlas, not me.

11. Still indecisive. Making one decision doesn’t change that.

12. Technically speaking, a true anarchist group would never assume political power.

13. No. It could easily be boiling hot or ice cold.

14. Because it is exposed to a finite amount of oxygen, and because only a small surface area is actually exposed to that oxygen.

15. Because there are no such things as Angels. That’s the same book that says Jesus killed the dinosaurs with his laser vision and turned them into oil. (It says that, right?)

16. To his belt, behind his back.

17. Yes. Dyslexia is not a disorder of vision.

18. Because that’s the way the English language has developed. And some people do say Hi Hi. It’s irritating.

19. Because your “girlfriend” left you, and now you are in your parent’s basement jerking off to tentacle porn.

20. Chartreuse

21. It comes from “orl korrect”, a humorous form of all correct , popularized as a slogan during President Van Buren’s re-election campaign of 1840.

macanamera > Officer Jim Lahey is not a real cop 07/24/2015 at 23:42

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Truly and honestly, an incredibly nice person, somebody that I’m happy to call a friend. Not the least bit stuck up or anything, funny, and great to spend time with. Except he has this weird thing with the first-gen Mercedes ML. Nobody’s perfect, I guess.

CRider > macanamera 07/24/2015 at 23:43

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Most people would probably be afraid of cars if the only one they’d ever driven was a Dodge Viper, but most people don’t start out in those. A Yamaha R1 is a race bike. Try again.

Rico > scoob 07/24/2015 at 23:43

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Best post I've read all week

macanamera > citizennick 07/24/2015 at 23:43

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A lot of o-toro.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > macanamera 07/24/2015 at 23:44

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What do you think about the names for the colors on the Mitsubishi Mirage?

CRider > macanamera 07/24/2015 at 23:46

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Can you even?

XJDano > macanamera 07/24/2015 at 23:53

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I agree, but I rode an older cruiser before I rode my brothers R1. That thing does scare me. A fear that comes with respect. A twist of the throttle and you’re approaching 85&90.

After a few spills my brother gave it to me and I haven't done much with it.

macanamera > AM3R shamefully returns 07/24/2015 at 23:54

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Yeah, Rusto is great. Ok, cars and what I liked. I’m going to be kind of brief, and these are only the cars I have daily driven:

1st car: Lexus IS250 AWD, I liked that it was a Lexus and the build quality was perfect blah blah, I didn’t like how damn boring and anemic it was.

2nd car: BMW 2007 BMW 328xi Coupe: Loved the looks, the cache of having a BMW, the Germanity, the straight six. Didn’t like that it really wasn’t fast, wished it was rear wheel drive, and it didn’t make much noise.

3rd car: 2011 M3 ZCP (coupe): Loved loved loved the revs, loved how it felt to drive, loved that I could work the first few gears out to 5 or 6k without going 150 mph. Didn’t like that it was kind of quiet (although it did sound good, of course), and didn’t like the rubbery feel to the shifter.

4th car: 911 C2S Cab. Liked almost every fucking thing about it, except that it was bright yellow. Didn’t like...that it was bright yellow? Porsches are great cars.

5th car: R35 GT-R. Liked that it was ridiculously fucktardedly fast (seriously), and it got a crazy amount of attention. Didn’t like that it sounded like shit, and it kind of felt like it didn’t want to be driven around on normal roads and stuff. Oh, and the maintenance was really expensive, because I drove it really really hard.

6th car: CLS63 AMG, 5.5L twin turbo, like the RIDICULOUS amount of torque it has from basically zero RPM (seriously, it’s crazy), like how comfortable it is, like how it sounds (snap crackle pop). Don’t like the looks too much, and don’t like the kind of shitty interior build/fitment quality (rattles and stuff that I got fixed under warranty, but still. It’s a 120k Mercedes, it should be like a fucking bank vault.)

macanamera > CRider 07/24/2015 at 23:54

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On Wednesdays, yeah.

macanamera > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/24/2015 at 23:59

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6/10

AM3R shamefully returns > macanamera 07/25/2015 at 00:04

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Solid list, all cars I would pick to drive myself. I’m kind of having the opposite experience with the W204 C-class I just picked up. No rattles or anything (just jinxed the shit outta myself) which totally surprised me.

Any ideas on what's next?

macanamera > AM3R shamefully returns 07/25/2015 at 00:07

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Manual F-Type, C7, or 997.2 911 (I don’t like the 991 that much)

AM3R shamefully returns > macanamera 07/25/2015 at 00:10

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Did we just become best friends? I’m thinking 997.2 GTS or manual F-type coupe next. Both make for a great daily driver. Only problem is the local jag dealer is run by fucktards. Salesmen flat out told me “if you repair a car after being damaged, you don’t have to disclose it.”

macanamera > AM3R shamefully returns 07/25/2015 at 00:13

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Is that local jag dealer Rosenthal

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > macanamera 07/25/2015 at 00:16

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How can you not absolutely love names like: Kiwi Green, Plasma Purple, Mystic Black, and my personal favorite, Thunder Grey.

AM3R shamefully returns > macanamera 07/25/2015 at 00:17

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Ding ding ding. I'm not even 15 minutes away in Centreville/Clifton. The convenience would be great.. Nearest Porsche dealer is in tysons.

macanamera > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/25/2015 at 00:18

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I don’t like kiwis, plasma is incredibly dangerous, I don’t believe in mysticism, and thunder scares me.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > macanamera 07/25/2015 at 00:20

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I think that they’re hilarious when you consider that the car has all of 74 HP. Thunder Grey? I’m not sure how much thunder is going to come out of that 1.2, but I’m guessing it’s not a lot.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > macanamera 07/25/2015 at 00:42

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Why isn’t your hood Carbon fibre? Will it ever become carbon fibre.

citizennick > macanamera 07/25/2015 at 00:44

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I had this, and it was good.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > macanamera 07/25/2015 at 00:47

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What is the optimal number of cylinders

macanamera > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 07/25/2015 at 11:48

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7

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > macanamera 07/25/2015 at 12:28

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In what formation ?

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > macanamera 07/25/2015 at 12:38

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what line of work should I go in to so I can have a car like yours by the time I’m 25?

macanamera > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 07/25/2015 at 13:25

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Dinosaur cloning

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > macanamera 07/25/2015 at 14:47

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i'll get right on that

Dsscats > AM3R shamefully returns 07/26/2015 at 18:49

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WHERE IS HE!?

AM3R shamefully returns > Dsscats 07/26/2015 at 19:03

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Uber busy with work, no time for kinja :(

Dsscats > AM3R shamefully returns 07/26/2015 at 19:05

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Figured this might happen at some point :(. I've tried to meet up with him a few times because he's relatively local, but he was almost always busy with work.

AM3R shamefully returns > Dsscats 07/26/2015 at 21:05

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Keep trying!! It’ll definitely be worth it.. He’s a cool guy. Also, what do you think about this? http://atcm.co/S2PVDP/1826C61…

Dsscats > AM3R shamefully returns 07/26/2015 at 23:58

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That's amazingly clean and stock! Price seems high by around $500. It's also a 96, meaning it has OBD II and is harder to find parts for