Waymoe, Esq.

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07/24/2015 at 15:25 • Filed to: None

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Hello there Waymoe, Esq here.

Let us discuss about the Gawker media scandal and Hulk “Hulk” Hogan. THIS IS NOT A FLAME WAR OR ANTI GAWKER POST.

1.Gawker media obtained and distributed a sex tape of Hulkamania Hogan that was filmed without his permission.

2.They used unreleased portions of the tape to justify “newsworthiness” to the judges. These portions were so “newsworthy” that they didnt bother to release those parts on their website. (Thus negating the argument)

3. Hulk Hogan was fired and lost income due to the release of the illegally obtained material.

4. Gawker leaked the deposition.

5. Nick Denton revealed himself to be a bunch of cockroaches in a human suit.

6. Gawker publishes an unverifiable story about the personal sex life of a CFO.

7. Gawker back tracks on story, employees battle to keep story on the website, thus proving that they are completely detached from reality.

8. The cockroaches FKA Nick Denton reveal themselves to actually be a sentient puddle of semen scraped from the inside of a truck stop bathroom.

9. Former Jalopnik EIC Matt Hardigree begins blocking anyone who tweets him negative things about Gawker and continues to defend the newsworthiness of the stories and how they are truth crusaders.

10. Gawker employees begin recording and leaking internal meetings, proving that they are truly innocent in this court case as they will leak literally anything regardless of who it damages (even their own livelihoods.)

Pictured (Hulk Hogan ripping apart the color barrier)

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DISCUSSION (33)


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > waymoe
07/24/2015 at 15:30

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Thank you for explaining all this. I only come here for Oppo and don’t have time to keep up with all the other ridiculousness.


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > waymoe
07/24/2015 at 15:32

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Honestly, I’m waiting for Hulk to decimate gawker so that jalopnik can separate, fire everyone except for Orlove, Torch, Stef, Tom, and Collins, and rehire Ms. Murilee Martin.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > waymoe
07/24/2015 at 15:32

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11. Waymoe is love.


Kinja'd!!! waymoe > Snuze: Needs another Swede
07/24/2015 at 15:32

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I’ll always remember our trip to New Hampshire


Kinja'd!!! waymoe > CalzoneGolem
07/24/2015 at 15:33

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12. Waymoe is life


Kinja'd!!! deekster_caddy > waymoe
07/24/2015 at 15:33

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Too bad we are losing Oppos left and right. I don’t see any activity on the Oppo FB page, so I guess we are just disbanding? :( sad. I see an awful lot less posting.


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > waymoe
07/24/2015 at 15:34

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Let us discuss about the Gawker media scandal and Hulk “Hulk” Hogan.

do we have too?


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > waymoe
07/24/2015 at 15:35

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13. GOTO 11


Kinja'd!!! waymoe > itschrome
07/24/2015 at 15:35

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No. Unless you recorded yourself discussing it. Then gawker will leak it to my thread


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > waymoe
07/24/2015 at 15:35

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Seems legit.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > waymoe
07/24/2015 at 15:35

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This is good Oppo anything.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
07/24/2015 at 15:36

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Damn it Ramblin! You broke it!


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > deekster_caddy
07/24/2015 at 15:36

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Oppo will survive, as it is moist and liquid-y. United or divided, we stand for something.


Kinja'd!!! waymoe > Party-vi
07/24/2015 at 15:36

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You get me.


Kinja'd!!! nermal > waymoe
07/24/2015 at 15:37

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Gotta get them leeks!

Pictured: GM training video.

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Kinja'd!!! waymoe > nermal
07/24/2015 at 15:40

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That video is pretty Farfetch’d


Kinja'd!!! Racescort666 > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
07/24/2015 at 15:41

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No PG?


Kinja'd!!! Lekker > waymoe
07/24/2015 at 15:42

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That is, for a lack for a better term, Gawkalicious


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > waymoe
07/24/2015 at 15:42

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Who is this Hulk Hogans?


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > waymoe
07/24/2015 at 15:44

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man I feel bad if gawker ever has to go so low as to release my self recordings.. and I record my self a lot.. if you know what I mean...


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Racescort666
07/24/2015 at 15:44

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He's fairly cool, but doesn't help strengthen the team in any way other than editorial organization.


Kinja'd!!! BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE > deekster_caddy
07/24/2015 at 15:48

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There's plenty of activity on Oppositetalk


Kinja'd!!! With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > waymoe
07/24/2015 at 15:52

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You forgot the hilarious Gawker “Taylor Swift is not your friend” post that thoroughly excoriates her, and takes the moral high ground by also judging everyone who doesn’t similarly shun her, for her truly heinous crimes of seeking both attention and money .

No mention is made of how easily the names “Nick Denton” and “Gawker Media” can be swapped right into that story instead.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > nermal
07/24/2015 at 15:56

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cocks


Kinja'd!!! nermal > Racescort666
07/24/2015 at 15:57

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Save the Cameros!


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > waymoe
07/24/2015 at 16:02

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I missed the whole “leaked internal conversations” bit, man it seems like Gawker is commiting seppuku but thinking in their head “when the dude cuts my head off, I’ll magically heal myself”.

That’s not how it works, that’s not how any of this works...


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > waymoe
07/24/2015 at 16:08

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As will I


Kinja'd!!! deekster_caddy > BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE
07/24/2015 at 16:21

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I’ll have to check it again. I don’t see any posts when I look at it.


Kinja'd!!! BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE > deekster_caddy
07/24/2015 at 16:22

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It's plenty healthy man, I promise


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > waymoe
07/24/2015 at 16:26

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Ditto.


Kinja'd!!! deekster_caddy > BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE
07/24/2015 at 16:38

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Ooooooh, so there’s an “OppositeLOCK” and an “OppositeTALK” FB page. Nobody posts jack to the Oppositelock page! Thanks.


Kinja'd!!! deekster_caddy > BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE
07/24/2015 at 16:39

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I requested a join - who’s an admin there I should check with?


Kinja'd!!! BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE > deekster_caddy
07/24/2015 at 17:37

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Jake. He should accept you in a reasonable amount of time though, don't worry