So This Guy Walks Up To My Truck....

Kinja'd!!! "Brickman" (legomaniacman)
07/23/2015 at 21:29 • Filed to: None

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I gotta rant about this :)

So im at Arbys waiting for my brown sugar bacon BLT and jalapeno bites and this old fat guy walks slow in front of my dads S10 which I use (because the van has no A/C till I fix it) and talks to me.

Guy: I used to have one of those... it was a piece of shit. (His enourmous gut a few inches from my mirror.)

Me: “tries to ignore”

guy: I couldn’t give it away.... A/C broke, radio broke, seats broke. Gave it to my son who sold it. (talks slow like he’s drunk)

Me: Ok....

Guy: Now I got another piece of shit. It’s just a dodge dakota (He drives a Mitsubishi raider, which I am surprised he knew something about vehicle rebranding).

Then he continues to walk into the restaurant... which Im sure where that gut came from ;)

I get my order a few seconds later. We know the golden rule is not to talk bad about others vehicles, unless it’s a PT cruiser or Aztec. :P

The S10 did have a bad A/C compressor and other conponments, but I fix them and it makes the truck unique and have a personallity. He made the truck feel sad, in which it needs new brakes :(


DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Brickman
07/23/2015 at 21:36

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And this is when I become a smartass and would say “So your S10 was a POS, so you go and buy a rebranded DODGE over a Tacoma, Ranger, or Frontier? Dude, you were just asking for a bad time with that.”


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Brickman
07/23/2015 at 21:38

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Tact. He has none.


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Brickman
07/23/2015 at 21:39

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S10’s are simple and cheap to wrench on, you can’t fault them for some faulty peripheral (alternator, A/C) part issues. Even ratty ones are only a V8 swap away from awesomeness!


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > Brickman
07/23/2015 at 21:39

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No one talks shit about my car but me. Should have asked that dude when was the last time he could see his, ..... Feet.

Actually everyone talks shit in my car, it is a piece


Kinja'd!!! Brickman > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
07/23/2015 at 21:43

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Exactly :D


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
07/23/2015 at 21:48

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It’s best not to suggest a Japanese vehicle to a guy with a beer gut. I’m guessing there was a reason he specifically said he drove a Dodge instead of a Mitsubishi.


Kinja'd!!! Baeromez > Brickman
07/23/2015 at 22:06

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“ So im at Arbys waiting for my brown sugar bacon BLT and jalapeno bites”

Look, I’m all for a big, greasy Beef ’N’ Cheddar but this shit makes me think Arby’s has straight up jumped the shark. Dare I ask if it was any good?

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Kinja'd!!! Brickman > Baeromez
07/23/2015 at 22:11

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A bit sweet, but it was great bacon-iny goodness :D. Big too, glad I only got one. About 5-6 inches diameter.


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > Brickman
07/23/2015 at 22:33

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Being a lifelong introvert, I’m just shocked that he had the audacity to talk to a stranger in public.


Kinja'd!!! Patrick Nichols > Brickman
07/23/2015 at 22:56

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We know the golden rule is not to talk bad about others vehicles, unless it’s a PT cruiser or Aztec.

You forgot sebrings and prii...


Kinja'd!!! citizennick > Brickman
07/24/2015 at 13:09

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Omg the brown sugar bacon sandwiches are so good...