I Saw This Today

"That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5) 07/23/2015 at 18:21 • Filed to: None

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Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 07/23/2015 at 18:31

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This guy probably has an infinity pool that he fills with the tears of haterz. Jokes on us though; this car would probably sell for $100k on the stanceworks forums.

904 GTS > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 07/23/2015 at 18:32

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Otherwise a nice 964, even in its unusual color, but those wheels... and stretched tires..., clearly in an ABSOLUTELY WRONG ownership, IMHO.

Jedidiah > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 07/23/2015 at 18:35

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Textured Soy Protein > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 07/23/2015 at 18:38

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Stancebro’s rocking the sweet bro stance, bro.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 07/23/2015 at 18:46

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No roofrack. Way to halfass it, stancebro!

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > Jedidiah 07/23/2015 at 18:48

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He prefers a sleeper anyways.

HammerheadFistpunch > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 07/23/2015 at 18:49

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at least one star for the reference

Nibby > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe 07/23/2015 at 18:51

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looool

Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 07/23/2015 at 18:54

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Could use some work but otherwise cool colour combo.

jkm7680 > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 07/23/2015 at 18:58

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That is horrible.

RallyWrench > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 07/23/2015 at 19:01

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Brotiforms!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 07/23/2015 at 19:01

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I seriously love the color combo.

The Real Dacia Sandero > PanchoVilleneuve ST 07/23/2015 at 19:03

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Yeah and a little girls bike and rusted jerry can on the rack...

CaptDale - is secretly British > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 07/23/2015 at 19:20

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Give me that. I will protect it and give it a good home and some appropriate shoes.

Baeromez > PanchoVilleneuve ST 07/23/2015 at 19:43

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That was literally my first thought.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe 07/23/2015 at 20:10

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Well done.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 07/23/2015 at 20:11

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I like the colors a lot, actually...I’m a big time purple fan. But it’s the owner’s execution that’s the problem in that it hasn’t happened yet.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed 07/23/2015 at 20:11

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The stance was actually more pronounced on the rear than it looks in the pictures. I saw it as we drove past it, and I had my coworker go back past it so I could snap the picture.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > 904 GTS 07/23/2015 at 20:12

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I like the colors a lot, actually...you never see purple Porsches, and that model pulls the color off pretty well really. But the wheels...

Funktheduck > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe 07/23/2015 at 20:28

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Bravo

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe 07/23/2015 at 21:15

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Oh snap

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Textured Soy Protein 07/23/2015 at 21:40

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I hate stance so much on a car like this. Like I don’t mind it on a Civic, because the point there is mostly to achieve a look. But a Porsche 911 has a higher purpose than that, and you can make it look great while it still functions as a sports car.