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Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
07/23/2015 at 12:15 • Filed to: Chevrolet

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Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
07/23/2015 at 12:17

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Kinja'd!!! Patrick Nichols > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
07/23/2015 at 12:19

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#hellaflush


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Takuro Spirit
07/23/2015 at 12:20

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Best Camry was spared.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Patrick Nichols
07/23/2015 at 12:20

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But damn, the roof looks fine. It took a damn near 2 ton car to the roof.


Kinja'd!!! Patrick Nichols > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
07/23/2015 at 12:24

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And the mystery of why subaru won’t make a convertible is solved:

All of the structural rigidity is in the roof and therefore the BRZ would become a wet noodle.

Illuminati confirmed


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
07/23/2015 at 12:26

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Goddammit, I was going to post this but kinja mobile sucks rancid donkey dick

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Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Tohru
07/23/2015 at 12:31

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Well they made it to the liquor store at least.


Kinja'd!!! Telumektar > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
07/23/2015 at 12:59

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Tony Hawk Pro Street!

Neat Grind!


Kinja'd!!! boxrocket > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
07/23/2015 at 16:37

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Crossovers are required to take 3-5 times their weight, IIRC, because of rollovers. As the XV Crosstrek is a taller Impreza, the Impreza is probably already engineered to pass that test.