![]() 07/23/2015 at 10:51 • Filed to: There Is No Pony, Blackbird | ![]() | ![]() |
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Sorry. If you’re mad, come down to Austin and I’ll buy you a pony*.
*Editor's note: there will be no pony.
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I want my pony. I’ll be in Austin in an hour.
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HE WALKS AMONG US.
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Who figures a Jalopnik Editor is gonna have a pony?
![]() 07/23/2015 at 10:56 |
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I’m seriously glad I didn’t comment on this article.
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If not a pony, can you at least get me a ride in a 2016 Camero press car? Track would be preferred, but any place with walls is okay.
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Please pay $1/per page view to the Mod Party Campaign Foundation For a Better Yesterday Today 501C4
![]() 07/23/2015 at 10:58 |
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Came here for this, now my day is complete.
![]() 07/23/2015 at 10:59 |
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...aaaand there it is.
![]() 07/23/2015 at 11:00 |
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How about a Shiner Bock?
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That I can definitely do!
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At this point, does Gamecat receive royalties?
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it is perfectly acceptable to link to a good article, which it is, but in all fairness you should make sure to equally link to McMike’s Tales From The Back Seat
http://oppositelock.kinja.com/the-ultimate-g…
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I’ve been to Austin exactly once, so my exposure is limited, but, I don’t want a pony, I want a Fireman’s #4.
*Off to make a new burner to star that article again while laughing
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Why you little...
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I am too lazy (and too close to a meeting) to photoshop it.
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Thanks for the warning!
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You monster. I will not accept a pony. I require a Texas beer.
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as compensation, you seem to be willing to buy Racecort a beer....will you buy me one as well? but after this weekend cause I’ll be 21 then lol.
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At least you warned us.
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Giddyup!
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Hey I'm Patrick George and any post I link to blows up cuz I'm so popular bro
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Goddammit, Rick Patrick.
Somebody put the Oppo Brian Shul GIF Logo back up...
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YOU SHALL FEEL MY ETERNAL WRATH.
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Well shit that didn’t take long!
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Just for that I’m gonna start posting this everywhere:
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I might be at WEC Austin, I’ll take you up on that.
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The most amusing part to me?
http://oppositelock.kinja.com/what-was-the-s…
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Patrick George? More like Pat dick George!
But seriously, Rick, please don’t ban me.
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Again? Correct answer is still.
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Save a Ruby Redbird for me.. I'll be down soon
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I’m coming to Austin in September. I will be looking for you. You have been warned.
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Can we just sticky it on the page? It lives there anyway. Unles Lehto start posting a shit tonne (metric, eh?) of stories back here again.