Only the geese were interested in Chrysler's summer clearance event...

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...but even they left after they saw the $25k markup on the Charger Hellcat.

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DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > TractorPillow
07/22/2015 at 13:37

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Announce a giant clearance event

Keep prices high and scoff at discount requests

???

Profit? Nope.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > TractorPillow
07/22/2015 at 13:38

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Well it couldn't hurt for them to have a gander at some of the cars.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > TractorPillow
07/22/2015 at 13:39

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I'm amazed at how a $25,000 mark up can be legal on a new car.


Kinja'd!!! TractorPillow > Svend
07/22/2015 at 13:44

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Yes!


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > TractorPillow
07/22/2015 at 13:45

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The Geece have spoken!

The Abarth is the chosen one!


Kinja'd!!! TractorPillow > Svend
07/22/2015 at 13:46

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I can almosttttt but not really see it for the challenger, but for a charger? Even with all the HP in the world youre still driving almost the same car as ten percent of my city. The funny thing was one of the service guys told me that all he hears about is all the people crashing them shortly after purchasing them.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > TractorPillow
07/22/2015 at 13:51

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And that’s before they read the list of recalls that FCA aren’t responding to.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Svend
07/22/2015 at 13:51

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BECAUSE PRICING CONTROLS ARE ANTI AMERICAN AND ONLY A COMMUNIST WOULD THINK THAT’S A GOOD IDEA, THAT’S WHY!

-Dealership chain shareholder


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > TractorPillow
07/22/2015 at 13:52

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This actually makes me happy.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > TractorPillow
07/22/2015 at 13:53

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So in the future they will be collectors as even during there production run they are dying out from idiot drivers who refuse to appreciate what it is they are driving and drive like they've never been behind the wheel before. Classy.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > PS9
07/22/2015 at 14:02

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Lol.

I think what is anti-American is price gouging customers.


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > TractorPillow
07/22/2015 at 14:40

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I remember SRT saying they weren’t going to tolerate markups. I wish they’d actually back that.


Kinja'd!!! AM > TractorPillow
07/22/2015 at 20:35

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And then the mother goose said “fuck that shit! Let’s go kids.”


Kinja'd!!! Axial > TractorPillow
07/22/2015 at 20:44

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As someone who daily drives a high-powered car with no traction control at all:

The Hellcat terrifies me. It’s so powerful that I wouldn’t be happy driving it. Something a little more tame like the SRT8 Scat Pack or R/T Shaker would make me a lot more comfortable.

#NotStronk


Kinja'd!!! TractorPillow > Axial
07/22/2015 at 22:56

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It’s about bragging rights. What do you drive? Daily driven with no nannies sounds like mine - gen 2 viper. It wants to kill me but we are slowly getting along better.