I found a new american car that I like. 

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 07/21/2015 at 13:20 • Filed to: None

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I like the new Escalade, I don’t like the GMC, that looks like crap, and the Tahoe looks good in black and with 18 inch wheels.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 13:22

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I think the Tahoe looks too much like a hearse when in black, and not in a badass way.

misfitmascots > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 13:24

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I think the Tahoe front is the worst, and the Cadillac the best

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 13:25

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In that purple-ish color too!

My citroen won't start > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/21/2015 at 13:25

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That’s what I like about it, the square shaped rear looks classy in black.

BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 13:25

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I actually like all of the new GM trucks. They've really grown on me. Sharp and crisp body lines, good faces, I'm all for it.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 13:26

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Heh, the GMC is the best looking IMO. Cadillac's second. Tahoe last because of those stupid things on the headlights.

My citroen won't start > misfitmascots 07/21/2015 at 13:26

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I think the Tahoe could do with less chrome and a smaller Chevy badge, but I still think it looks good. The GMC is awful tacky bling.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/21/2015 at 13:26

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Tahoe in grey, with the big (I don’t know the exact size) rims that are part chrome/part bodycolour looks really sharp.

My citroen won't start > BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE 07/21/2015 at 13:27

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Me too, and I’m one to hate on most american cars. The GM SUVs look sharp and classy, I just don’t like the GMC grille, too blingy and tacky.

My citroen won't start > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 07/21/2015 at 13:29

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Hell no, that stupidly large red GMC badge that clashes with every single color. It looks like a fat catfish with its mouth open.

misfitmascots > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 13:30

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The chrome doesn’t bother me, it’s those weird ass headlights.

My citroen won't start > misfitmascots 07/21/2015 at 13:31

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I quite like that, looks subtly modern.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 13:31

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I thought you hated chrome though?

That trim around the windows is awful. Almost as awful as the Escalades shifter. They did so much to differentiate the Escalade from it’s siblings, but keep the eyesore of a shifter.

Why not a knob or a button that looks way classier?

BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 13:32

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Even the Escalade looks classy, and that's not really something I've been able to say in the past.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 13:33

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But the Esclade with nearly the same front end looks great? Seriously, they’re damn near identical. Lights a little slimmer and grille a little bigger but that's about it.

HammerheadFistpunch > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 13:35

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I saw my first lifted 2015 tahoe...and I liked it. I think the new trucks take VERY well (stylistically) to being raised or lowered.

(though get that air damn off the lifted truck for craps sake)

My citroen won't start > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/21/2015 at 13:35

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And I don’t, the grille could use less chrome, the lights look ok, I don’t mind them, the mirrors need to be black. And yeah, I didn’t know about the shifter, but I’d still buy one if all the Range Rovers in the world imploded.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 07/21/2015 at 13:35

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These?

My citroen won't start > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 07/21/2015 at 13:38

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It’s something about the lines, the Chevy and Caddy have (ok, chrome isn’t exactly subtle) sharp lines, the GMC has the red thing I hate and everything is a bit rounded and the mesh grille looks veeery tacky. The grille is too large, or at least it seems too large.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > HammerheadFistpunch 07/21/2015 at 13:38

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HammerheadFistpunch > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/21/2015 at 13:39

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Yeah, without that air damn and a little lift, I think they look nice.

My citroen won't start > HammerheadFistpunch 07/21/2015 at 13:39

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I’m not sure about the wheels on the lifted one, but yeah, I especially liked the Z71 package for the Tahoe.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > HammerheadFistpunch 07/21/2015 at 13:41

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As does the Colorado.

HammerheadFistpunch > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 13:43

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well the Tahoe is no 4Runner, its almost a guarantee to have douche wheels on any kind of lift (as opposed to just “likely”)...but the increased height works well with the body style.

HammerheadFistpunch > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/21/2015 at 13:43

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yeah, but that looks like a leveling kit, which doesn’t look quite right...or maybe its just the angle.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/21/2015 at 13:44

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Right wheels, but darker grey Tungsten Metallic.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 13:45

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Well two of those complaints can be fixed with getting a non-Denali and some silver or black badges, which I know can be bought.

My citroen won't start > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 07/21/2015 at 13:47

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That looks better, but I still don’t like how large and snout-like the grille is.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > HammerheadFistpunch 07/21/2015 at 13:47

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If you don’t really plan on offroading it, I don’t mind a leveling kit, it improves asthetics.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/21/2015 at 13:53

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This actually looks properly offroady, regardless of it’s actual ability. Damb that air dam ruins things

OPPOsaurus WRX > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 13:55

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I like the way Cadillac has used the lower fog lights to make a larger overall design, especially with the larger sedan

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/21/2015 at 13:57

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They should have do somethign like Chrysler’s rotary knob. That shifter looks like came straight out of a cargo van.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 14:04

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The chrome window trim on these cars bugs me so much. Well I guess it looks okay on the SWB but on the LWB it looks so wrong. Why have it end at the middle of the car. I thing the trim should just go all the way to the back and wrap around the car.

boxrocket > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 14:14

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Headlamps reminiscent of the Mercury Mountaineer, grille an enlarged version of a Chrysler Town & Country, and taillights inspired by the Volvo 850 wagon/estate...

meh.

boxrocket > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 14:15

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Except they look like Nissan rejects...

My citroen won't start > Luc - The Acadian Oppo 07/21/2015 at 14:15

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A great color!

My citroen won't start > OPPOsaurus WRX 07/21/2015 at 14:16

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Fully agree.

My citroen won't start > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 07/21/2015 at 14:16

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I don’t mind it, but it would definitely look better with wrap-around trim

boxrocket > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 07/21/2015 at 14:16

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The Yuck, especially with the LEDs on, looks like a surprised/angry cow, and not in a good way. The sierra looks like a pig with glitter on its eyelashes. Neither look that great.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > boxrocket 07/21/2015 at 14:18

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I don’t see it but alright...

AM > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 14:31

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The Escalade really is one of the most beautiful SUVs on the market right now. I tend to prefer the Yukon Denali a little more though, has a more muscular look to it. Regardless, the Escalade looks 1000x better than the frumpy-looking piece of shit that Lincoln will sell you. *And yes I have rode in both of them*

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 14:55

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Saw two of these on the road yesterday after not seeing any. I think it looks WAY better than the old Escalade. And I really like the taillight treatment. Kind of looks like a modern interpretation of the single vertical tailights that all Cadillacs used to have in the 70's (not including the ugly ass Seville).

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 15:09

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We might not know how to make a car that lasts, but dammit we can make one that turns heads.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > My citroen won't start 07/21/2015 at 15:11

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I’d still buy one if all the Range Rovers in the world imploded

That’s actually a very real possibility at any given moment.