Formula Oppo: The Forza Jules Grand Prix

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
07/24/2015 at 16:00 • Filed to: FO

It is with a somber note that we have Formula Oppo this week. I’m going to skip the humor for this round, as I can’t think of anything funny to say.

Previously, Lewis Hamilton, Nico Rosberg, and Sebastian Vettel managed to get around the Williams duo after poorly timed pit stops and the rain hit. Williams got off to a fantastic start, but alas, the podium was not theirs. After a few weeks off we once again return to racing, but many questions still remain over who has what it takes to knock Mercedes off the top.

https://youtu.be/IXdNnw99-Ic

Your drivers:

Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Nico Rosberg- Mercedes

Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull

Daniil Kvyat- Red Bull

Felipe Massa- Williams

Valtteri Bottas- Williams

Sebastian Vettel- Ferrari

Kimi Raikkonen- Ferrai

Kevin Magnussen Fernando Alonso- McLaren

Jenson Button- McLaren

Nico Hulkenberg- Force India

Sergio Perez- Force India

The Wee Baby Max Verstappen- Torro Rosso

Carlos Sainz, Jr.- Torro Rosso

Pastor Maldonado- Lotus

Romain Grosjean- Lotus

Felipe Nasr- Sauber

Marcus Ericsson- Sauber

Will Stevens- Manor

Roberto Merhi- Manor

Q: Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Kimi Raikkonen

No curse this week.

The rest of you have until Q1 to get your picks in. Good luck and Forza Jules.

DISCUSSION (36)

Branden J -Reading the Manual > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/18/2015 at 15:56

Q:Hamilton

1: Robert

2:Hamilton

3: Vettel

Bandit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/18/2015 at 16:01

Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

Sigh.

RTeeJay > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/18/2015 at 18:07

Q. Jules Hamilton

1. Jules Hamilton

2. Jules Rosberg

3. Jules Vettel

Agrajag > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/18/2015 at 21:16

Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Bottas

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/18/2015 at 21:17

Q: Hamilton

1: Hamilton

2: Rosberg

3: Vettel

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/20/2015 at 21:19

Q Hamilton

1Hamilton

2Rosberg

3Vettel

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/20/2015 at 21:24

Q: Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Vet

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/20/2015 at 21:31

Q: Hamilton.

1. Hamilton.

2. Nico.

3. Ricciardo. A man can dream, right?

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/21/2015 at 05:01

Q. Rosberg

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton.

3. Vettel.

curse Mehri.

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/21/2015 at 05:14

I’ll ask: why can’t I note on the track layout photo, man? It gives me a redirect page instead of a crosshair. Fix it plox, my picks will show up on the noted bit once you do so. Thank you, and again, Forza Jules.

Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/21/2015 at 10:29

Q: Hamilton

1 Hamilton

2 Rosberg

3 Massa

StingrayJake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/22/2015 at 13:34

This race could be interesting if only for the fact that the Mercedes drivers will have to start themselves... and we saw how well that went last time. Ferrari also seems to be going backwards. And yet Mercedes still has the overall pace and there’s little reason to think Ferrari won’t be back to form this week.

Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

LongbowMkII > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/23/2015 at 10:04

Q:ham

1:ham

2: ros

3:bottas

No curse

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/24/2015 at 08:14

Q - Lewis

1 - Lewis

2 - Britney

3 - Seb

DasWauto > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/24/2015 at 09:14

Q: Hammy

1. Vetteli

2. Louis

3. Boatas

jariten1781 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/24/2015 at 13:41

Q: Ham

1: Ham

2: Ros

3: Vet

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/24/2015 at 16:04

same as you Duke

TxBrumski > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/24/2015 at 16:29

Q: Massa

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Bottas

KnowsAboutCars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/24/2015 at 16:33

Rest In Peace Jules. May you remain the last casualty in F1.

Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Räikkönen

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/24/2015 at 17:03

Q: Lewis

1: Lewis

2:Vettel

3: Rosberg

Curse: Maldonado

All picks made because BORINGgggggggG

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/24/2015 at 17:46

Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Bottas

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/24/2015 at 20:36

Q: HAM

1. HAM

2. ROS

3. BOT

PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/24/2015 at 22:14

Q. Lewis

1 Lewis

2. Nico (Rosberg)

3 Sebastian

Gated Manual > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/24/2015 at 23:57

Q - HAM

1 - HAM

2 - ROS

3 - VET

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/25/2015 at 05:20

Q. hamilton
1. hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. kimi

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/25/2015 at 07:46

Terribly sad...

Q HAM

1 HAM

2 ROS

3 VET

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/25/2015 at 09:02

Had Jules not died, we would have gotten the 760th Hunger Games. It’s a wise move to postpone it. In any case...

Jules Hamill for Q and win.

Jules RosbrtStlnd (say it, dude) for second.

Jules...

*wails softly in sorrow*

*consoles self with hot dark chocolate*

OK, yeah, there. Seb third.

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Whoever pulled the curse lever on Sergio Perez is damn lucky. Or are we talking on a curse come race time?

Wheelerguy > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
07/25/2015 at 09:07

Q: Lewis

1: Lewis

2:Vettel

3: Rosberg

Curse: Maldonado

All picks made because BORINGgggggggG

But you pegged Seb for second? Admit it. You also like to live a bit more dangerously than the rest of us.

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/25/2015 at 09:09

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Kinja'd!!!

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Wheelerguy
07/25/2015 at 09:54

He is certifiably a better driver that Rosberg, and I’m not even really a Seb or Ferrari fan. But whatever a man can dream about a more colorful F1 weekend.

Too bad the Williams strategy squandered that startbat Silverstone because I believe that they could have double podiumed at least.

Wheelerguy > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
07/25/2015 at 10:12

Truth is, much as I almost always pick for regular show, I still want Ferrari to win. Heck, I still want Kimi to win. I wouldn’t really mind if my FO points go to shit. If it’s gonna go to the point where I sacrifice my FO points just so Ferrari can win again, why not?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Wheelerguy
07/25/2015 at 11:08

Fuck off

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/25/2015 at 11:15

OK, Mom, if that’s what you want. And I’m sorry if I lashed out like that.

*soberly goes back to bed*

*pulls up blanket*

But really, man, why is it that when I click the photo a redirect page like this one pops up, not a crosshair cursor? I’ve already asked kindly the first time.

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/25/2015 at 11:16

Kinja'd!!!

I mean, look, with this one I can get an annotation up no problem, but the track one’s really off.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Wheelerguy
07/25/2015 at 11:17

I have no control over that, it's kinja, not me.

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/25/2015 at 11:23

Oh, whoops. Understood.

Here. Try this one.

Kinja'd!!!

If that one doesn’t work, I don’t know what will.