There are a number of you out there having some shitty nights....

Kinja'd!!! "RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
07/18/2015 at 00:16 • Filed to: FIAT 500, FIAT, Cinquecento, 500

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I’ve had nothing overly bad happen compared to those that’ve posted tonight, but I’m 28 with two degrees - a $40,000 education, still living at home and still trying to find a full-time job with no girlfriend and working at the local donut shop to keep some income (i.e. Tim Hortons for all my fellow Canadian Opponauts)...so I vaguely know what feeling a bit lost is like (although not to the scale some of you poor souls are).

In the words of Red Green, “we’re all in this together” - chin up ladies and gents and I sincerely hope all works out for you folks.

Here’s a well-known cheery little Italian runabout in its element for your time, and also to help try bringing a small grin back to your faces...

Goodnight Oppo.

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DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! CB > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
07/18/2015 at 00:19

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At this point in the night, Red Green appears to be the overarching father figure of Oppositelock.


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > CB
07/18/2015 at 00:22

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Damn straight! :P :)


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
07/18/2015 at 00:24

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How are these donuts?


Kinja'd!!! gas head > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
07/18/2015 at 00:31

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Pray to your God. Stay positive. Good things happen to good people.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
07/18/2015 at 00:35

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Fiats and Tim Hortons are both pretty happy things. Thanks :)


Kinja'd!!! NeedForSwede > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
07/18/2015 at 00:43

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I’m glad someone else watches Red Green


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > CB
07/18/2015 at 01:20

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{ raises Tim Hortons mug to this }


Kinja'd!!! AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
07/18/2015 at 02:15

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I’m sorry to hear that man. All I can tell you is to stay optimistic and that sometimes when you least expect it, things happen. :)


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
07/18/2015 at 05:55

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what are timbits?


Kinja'd!!! NoneOfYourBiz > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
07/18/2015 at 08:01

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If you have a degree, apply for a federal government job. It can take some work to get one but it’s worth the effort. You may be baited with “term” positions. Eff that. Hold out. Don’t accept any offers that aren’t “indeterminate” (aka “permanent”).


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > pip bip - choose Corrour
07/18/2015 at 14:19

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“Donut holes” basically. Little round donut balls the size of the hole from the middle of a donut.


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > NoneOfYourBiz
07/18/2015 at 14:20

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The downside is most federal positions require you to be billingual, don’t they? (Which I am not).


Kinja'd!!! NoneOfYourBiz > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
07/19/2015 at 11:00

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This is a myth that has to die, now.

Positions that require bilingualism:

if you’re supervising (since your subordinates are entitled to have discussions in the official language of their choice)

if you deal with the public

translators (duh)

if providing service, internally, like labour relations officers, communications officers etc where, again, you’re talking to people who might want to speak to you in their own first language

I don’t have stats in front of me but they’re readily available. Pulling a number out of thin air, I suspect only about half of fed positions require bilingualism.