Doug DeMuro should replace his Hummer with this amazing tank.

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07/17/2015 at 00:37 • Filed to: doug demuro, volvo, sweden, used cars

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This is almost beyond amaze-balls.


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > boxrocket
07/17/2015 at 01:10

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Colorless, PRV V6, RWD, and super slow, it’s basically a Delorean.


Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > boxrocket
07/17/2015 at 01:17

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PRV V6 sucks...needs moar turbo I-4...


Kinja'd!!! All Motor Is Best Motor > boxrocket
07/17/2015 at 01:30

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A 1989 Volvo Other! Wow!


Kinja'd!!! boxrocket > Amoore100
07/17/2015 at 21:39

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True, but easy to swap out, and even the PRV is bound to be more exciting than the great yellow Bummer. My own 1990 Volvo was the turbo wagon, and it was a hoot (and still faster than a lot of newer cars).


Kinja'd!!! boxrocket > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
07/17/2015 at 21:43

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Yeah, but it’s damn near immaculate, and the PRV is replaceable; at the very least, it's less awful than his current rolling block of metal.


Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > boxrocket
07/17/2015 at 21:58

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Case in point: my dad had an old 1989 740 wagon with turbo I-4 and a stick shift...it was rather quick for a seven seater and it’s a pity that I never got a chance to drive it myself...besides, I hear the PRV is rather unreliable as well without fastidious maintenance, which I suspect this car has not had...


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > boxrocket
07/17/2015 at 22:14

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Nah, Hummer’s are fucking awesome.


Kinja'd!!! boxrocket > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
07/17/2015 at 22:18

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I don’t disagree that in their natural habitats, they’re almost without peer (or perhaps entirely, considering other OEM off-road-focused vehicles). But based off Doug’s particular experiences with his particular truck, it could be an improvement (but probably less click-baity)


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > boxrocket
07/17/2015 at 22:33

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That’s the engine/trans combo, though that is pretty much all that’s available on a budget.


Kinja'd!!! boxrocket > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
07/17/2015 at 22:48

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True, though he does seem to have other difficulties with it, mostly due to his locale.

Maybe he should move to a more rural area (but near a CarMax and/or Land Rover dealership) sell the Skyline, and use the money to put a Duramax or bring it to Alpha-spec.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > boxrocket
07/17/2015 at 23:06

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12V Cummins, 2 wires to run it. So much mechanical simplicity, the opposite of the RR.


Kinja'd!!! Darwin Brandis > boxrocket
09/04/2015 at 02:28

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Doug craves attention more than my 5 year old.