Which Jalopnik Writer Is The Most Jalopnik Writer?

"scoob" (scoobsti) 07/16/2015 at 21:21 • Filed to: oppositelock, jelopnic

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There are quite a few Jalopnik writers. But which Jalopnik writer is the most Jalopnik writer?

For Torch into writer most of Jalopsnikz?

Writing Orlove was ever to Jalopist in Niklopy?

Jalopnik most wording Patrick ever best very?

Ballalop the for Jaloban extremely best were is?

Much Doge very Muro so vokabularry many grammers?

Jalopnik ever most Aaron Brown is was not still anymore although indeed obviously? Model status?

Hardibird, brought to you by the letter ( °  °)?

Writers Jalopnik many best the has of world in.

Jalopwrite who best picnic all time of ever?

Most the is very blog do internet eternity for Jalopnik being write many bacon is Top Gear in words with Miata if brown were diesel for wish? Kinpolaj?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > scoob 07/16/2015 at 21:25

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I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks these “which car is the most car...this car is very car” posts have gotten old.

TheOnelectronic > scoob 07/16/2015 at 21:25

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My vote goes to Orlove. I’m not even sure if he can drive, but he definitely seems the most jalop.

not for canada - australian in disguise > scoob 07/16/2015 at 21:29

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I think you might have wanted a picture of Patrick George instead of Stephen Harper, prime minister of Canadaland.

TheOnelectronic > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 07/16/2015 at 21:30

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Everybody knows the 1962 Pearson-Wimbledon Trembly Aluf Specialistic is the most car. It is indeed very car.

Brian Silvestro > scoob 07/16/2015 at 21:32

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scoob > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/16/2015 at 21:32

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Hmm...

scoob > Brian Silvestro 07/16/2015 at 21:33

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yes

yes

bite that card

For Sweden > scoob 07/16/2015 at 21:34

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Michael. No one knows who he is either.

RustedSprinter > scoob 07/16/2015 at 21:35

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This hurt my brain.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > scoob 07/16/2015 at 21:39

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Speigel

FromCanadaWithLove > scoob 07/16/2015 at 21:39

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Oh god please no.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > scoob 07/16/2015 at 21:41

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Torch. He has a fucking Scimitar.

scoob > RustedSprinter 07/16/2015 at 21:44

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http://jalopnik.com/which-citroen-…

http://jalopnik.com/what-car-is-th…

http://jalopnik.com/what-car-is-th…

scoob > For Sweden 07/16/2015 at 21:46

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Who?

scoob > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/16/2015 at 21:48

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Princess Anne had one of those.

Michael Ballaban > scoob 07/16/2015 at 21:50

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Who?

Tom McParland > scoob 07/16/2015 at 21:53

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Gotta be Torch

scoob > Michael Ballaban 07/16/2015 at 21:53

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Idk, do you know?

Agrajag > scoob 07/16/2015 at 21:54

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“Phew! I think we lost the Bumble.”

For Sweden > Tom McParland 07/16/2015 at 21:55

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This is Jalopnik not i09

Cash Rewards > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/16/2015 at 21:57

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Saw that dude pop up a little while ago, then disappear again to wherever....

NoRotorNoLove > not for canada - australian in disguise 07/16/2015 at 23:06

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Still better than Justin DeMuro/ Doug Trudeau.

NoRotorNoLove > scoob 07/16/2015 at 23:12

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Orlove can’t stop here, this is bat country!

For Sweden > NoRotorNoLove 07/16/2015 at 23:32

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What about Tom Ballaban?

DrJohannVegas > TheOnelectronic 07/16/2015 at 23:46

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What Raph lacks in wrenching skill and understanding of gravity and inertia he makes up for in enthusiasm. Definitely a Jalop.

TheOnelectronic > DrJohannVegas 07/17/2015 at 00:05

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“Ambitious but rubbish” you might say?

phenotyp > scoob 07/17/2015 at 01:58

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Davey G is still the most Jalopnik writer.

pip bip - choose Corrour > scoob 07/17/2015 at 03:54

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Torch.

Axial > For Sweden 07/17/2015 at 08:10

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Count Dooku?

Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/17/2015 at 10:30

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Long live Batman.

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/17/2015 at 18:18

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SPIRIT ANIMAL

Brian Silvestro > scoob 07/19/2015 at 20:28

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better picture

scoob > Brian Silvestro 07/19/2015 at 20:29

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#model

Brian Silvestro > scoob 07/19/2015 at 20:30

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also seriously this is the only entertaining/click-worthy post on oppo for months good job

scoob > Brian Silvestro 07/19/2015 at 20:31

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Lolwut no it’s not. Entertaining, maybe . Thanks though lol.

Brian Silvestro > scoob 07/19/2015 at 21:14

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trust me

99.9% of posts here are actually trash

this one has a clearly planned out way in which to be hilarious

and that’s why it wins

techinsanity2011 > Stef Schrader 12/03/2015 at 17:37

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I think stef should get it.