Ryan O'Reilly Crashes Vintage Truck into Tim Hortons

"thebigbossyboss" (thebigbossyboss) 07/14/2015 at 07:57 • Filed to: None

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Buffalo Sabres forward Ryan O’Rielly is in trouble with the 5-0 after allegedly crashing his vintage truck into a Tim Hortons in one of the most Canadian crimes imaginable.

Here is his truck a few weeks ago. It’s a Chevrolet.

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Luckily our supply of double doubles and tim bits is safe at all of the other 3,664 tim locations in Canada.

Edit: As pointed out by Opponaut Smallbear-V8, this is a bit ironic as of course the founder of Tim Hortons, Miles Gilbert Horton was a Sabres player whom was killed in a car accident. In 2005 that accident was revealed to be a DUI.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Horto…

spanfucker retire bitch > thebigbossyboss 07/14/2015 at 08:03

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Fucking moron. I was excited to see him come to the Sabres as well. Now he’ll always have this specter hanging over him.

pip bip - choose Corrour > thebigbossyboss 07/14/2015 at 08:07

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this guy is a bonehead.

thebigbossyboss > spanfucker retire bitch 07/14/2015 at 08:13

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Yup. He couldn’t have gotten a taxi?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > thebigbossyboss 07/14/2015 at 08:19

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What’s with Sabres forwards, car crashes and coffee/doughnut shops?

there must be a curse

thebigbossyboss > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 07/14/2015 at 08:21

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What other sabres have crashed into coffee shops?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > thebigbossyboss 07/14/2015 at 08:23

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Take all the items separately and you should arrive at the right conclusion.

thebigbossyboss > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 07/14/2015 at 08:30

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Oh shit.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > thebigbossyboss 07/14/2015 at 08:33

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Yup.

thebigbossyboss > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 07/14/2015 at 08:34

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I have made an edit to reflect your astute observation!

Stef Schrader > thebigbossyboss 07/14/2015 at 11:01

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http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

thebigbossyboss > Stef Schrader 07/14/2015 at 11:18

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I thought of you when this happened.