Tonight's Top Story: Is Arch Duke Maxyenko Terrible at Autocross?

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 07/12/2015 at 23:00 • Filed to: Autocross

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There has been much speculation that Arch Duke Maxyenko completely sucks at autocross, and tonight we have exclusive video proof that he indeed, is in fact, fucking terrible at autocross.

Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/12/2015 at 23:05

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At least ur a top notch car enthusiast apparel/print... Artist? Artist.

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/12/2015 at 23:13

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Your lines look good. Try carrying more speed. More aggressive on the power.

For a self proclaimed noob, that was pretty good

Nibby > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/12/2015 at 23:23

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WhiskeyGolf > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/12/2015 at 23:26

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But your gloves are nice

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/12/2015 at 23:29

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Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/12/2015 at 23:31

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What happened to Test 1?

blacktruck18 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/12/2015 at 23:31

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Do they offer ride along with instructors? They should be able to tell you why you suck.

Jayhawk Jake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/12/2015 at 23:45

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Are driving gloves required for a BMW?

Keep your hands at 9-3, it'll help.

signintoburnerlol > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/12/2015 at 23:50

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The first few times i did Auto x i was horrible. I was getting close to last place with a stock Scion FRS. I kept getting the thing sideways and i was loving it. Even when i got serious, i still tend to fuck up. Last one i did was in 50 degrees weather, i spun out two times.

You’ll be fine, practice does wonder.

And yes, track days are a lot better. You really get what you pay for with Auto x...

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/13/2015 at 01:34

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If this is tonight’s top story then Oppo is worse off than I thought

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/13/2015 at 03:39

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look at the positives , you didn’t crash.

samssun > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/13/2015 at 06:23

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I think we can agree he sucks at not drowning out car videos with overlaid sound tracks.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > samssun 07/13/2015 at 09:15

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Well the audio was mostly wind noise, so it’s not like you were missing anything.

samssun > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/13/2015 at 20:49

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Tire noise? Engine noise?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > samssun 07/13/2015 at 20:50

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Wind noise