Real estate agents are weird as fuck.

"AntiSpeed" (AntiSpeed) 07/10/2015 at 00:31 • Filed to: None

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After showing a few of us around an apartment complex and explaining the paperwork, the agent starts giving us advice on women. Starting by proudly exclaiming that his wife isn’t sure if he loves her.

What the fuck?!

I hate apartment hunting.

Classic Champ Car because I miss them.

PatBateman > AntiSpeed 07/10/2015 at 00:54

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Most of my and my wife’s friends are Realtors. They’re an interesting bunch.

Here’s the car of the owner of the local REMAX:

XJDano > AntiSpeed 07/10/2015 at 00:54

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Umm thanks we'll keep looking.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > AntiSpeed 07/10/2015 at 01:19

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Glad im not alone! I seem to have this talent where people tell me way too much about them and I learn so many odd details I never needed to know

desertdog5051 > PatBateman 07/10/2015 at 01:26

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I found that there are multiple levels of most mistrusted/hated/maligned people in society. At the top is used/new car salesman. The next is insurance salesman (which I was for many, many years) and next, realtors. (Starting to see the pattern here?)

lonestranger > AntiSpeed 07/10/2015 at 01:30

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I’m just here for the Players/Forsythe livery .

orcim > AntiSpeed 07/10/2015 at 02:09

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I take that kind of behavior as a riff and chop for establishing energy/connections between yourself and the target audience. But picking the right connection thing is important.

“Hey - hasn’t it been hot lately? My wife gets annoyed with me when I come home a little sweaty and stinky. But I think there’s rain coming so that might cool it down.” vs.

“Ah, those blond skanks aren’t worth having - probably dye. Me, I’m a brunet man, always been.” (For example purposes only, no insult intended or meant. No blondes were harmed in the writing of this post, physically, experientially, emotionally or spiritually.)

kanadanmajava1 > PatBateman 07/10/2015 at 04:32

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I took me years to realize that Reimax (yes, their name clearly is Reimax not Remax) wasn’t a company that arranges hot air balloon flights. And this wasn’t just a vague idea as I really sure about it.

AntiSpeed > orcim 07/10/2015 at 11:21

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Yea that could be, the guy was so manipulative that maybe it was a test to see if we’d be offended and argue back. I don’t really doubt he was sincere though.