"Simplify, then add beer" (jeffoh)
07/09/2015 at 21:18 • Filed to: Golden Gun
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"Simplify, then add beer" (jeffoh)
07/09/2015 at 21:18 • Filed to: Golden Gun | 1
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From the usually accurate PopBitch (sources obviously anonymous). Bit of swearing below.
“Jeremy Clarkson’s temper tantrums were so frequent at Top Gear, claim some production staff, that they developed a code for his moods.
If things ever reached a ‘CC4’(‘Cunt Com Four’) then you’d know not to approach him under any circumstance – even if it was urgent.
Given that he punched a man over a bad dinner order, we can only imagine how Clarkson would place on the Cunt Com scale if he ever found out
that irked crew members had taken to pissing in the water pistol that he used to spray himself down with to keep cool when filming in the southern states of America”
RustedSprinter
> Simplify, then add beer
07/09/2015 at 21:33 |
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that irked crew members had taken to pissing in the water pistol that he used to spray himself down with to keep cool when filming in the southern states of America”
Frank Grimes
> Simplify, then add beer
07/09/2015 at 21:36 |
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pissing on someone totally cool but being moody angry jerk not ok.
beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
> Simplify, then add beer
07/09/2015 at 21:42 |
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grain of salt taken.
user314
> beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
07/09/2015 at 21:48 |
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Yeah, not so much a grain, but one of these:
Leadbull
> user314
07/09/2015 at 21:59 |
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That is a cow.
scoob
> Simplify, then add beer
07/09/2015 at 22:05 |
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crew members had taken to pissing in the water pistol that he used to spray himself down with to keep cool when filming in the southern states of America”
How could you not smell that?
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user314
> Leadbull
07/09/2015 at 22:05 |
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She’s for scale.
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Simplify, then add beer
> scoob
07/09/2015 at 22:20 |
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Unfortunately the article does not cover the piss/water ratio, nor the hydration levels of said crew members at time of urination.