What Would Hardibird Drive?

"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction) 07/09/2015 at 16:52 • Filed to: WWHD?

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McSeanerson > Matt Hardigree: You should have Jalops pick your next car!

davesaddiction: Oh man, that would end poorly.

McSeanerson: No it wouldn’t. I’m calling it right now. Matt, just get a brown GLA AMG. I don’t care if you’ve gotta get Denton to plaster it with Gawker and Jezza vinyls to make it happen just do it. Think of the children!

davesaddiction: Ugh. No. Think of the children!

McSeanerson: Dammit Dave! This is why we can’t have nice things.

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davesaddiction: Okay, let’s get serious then.

Can’t be a Miata - too obvious, too Okulski.

Can’t be a Beetle - Torch and Orlove have that covered.

Can’t be an Elise, CTS-V wagon, Ferrari, PT Cruiser, RHD GT-R or Hummer - because Doug.

Can’t be a old Mercedes super-sedan - Tavarish has that market cornered.

Can’t be a GTI - Tom got there first.

He’s from Texas, and American makes aren’t well-represented above. Manual transmission, of course. Chevy SS? It’s porky, but I love a good sleeper...

McSeanerson: I’ve always seen Matt as more of a truck guy. Maybe a Colorado.

What say you, OPPO?

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/09/2015 at 16:55

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Beater C1500. Specifically the 90s one. Because indestructible, indispensable, and honest.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/09/2015 at 16:56

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Ford Taurus, this model specifically with the 2 valve v6.

JustAnotherG6 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/09/2015 at 16:57

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Yugo is the only way to go.

EL_ULY > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/09/2015 at 16:57

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1996 Impala SS, like a real Houstonian.

.....but he’ll probably get an Austin sort of car (Mini, Golf, Mazda 3)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/09/2015 at 16:59

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A Lada

Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/09/2015 at 16:59

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Toyota Echo?

Ok, ok, ok. I kid. How about Nissan NX?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 07/09/2015 at 17:00

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Matt is indestructible? You learn something new every day...

nermal > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/09/2015 at 17:01

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Diesel / manual / 4x4 / brown / Texas.

There is only one possible answer!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/09/2015 at 17:03

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Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/09/2015 at 17:03

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Ohhh, I know. Mk2 Cortina!

Brian Silvestro > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/09/2015 at 17:03

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He’s going to buy an RV.

Ask him.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > EL_ULY 07/09/2015 at 17:03

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What are you trying to say, Uly? =)

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Brian Silvestro 07/09/2015 at 17:05

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This one? http://truckyeah.jalopnik.com/this-150-000-a…

Under_Score > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/09/2015 at 17:08

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2015 Toyota Camry LE in silver, with no added accessories and the dealer plate frames and badging mandatory.

I really want a journalist to buy a normal, everyday car, not some rare car.

RallyWrench > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/09/2015 at 17:15

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I could see Matt in a good used Cayman S. Maybe a C63 with C250 badges.

Brian Silvestro > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/09/2015 at 17:15

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I know he's now working closely with some sort of RV entity and that's made him want one very badly. Like, a cheap one off craigslist.

mcseanerson > Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger 07/09/2015 at 17:17

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EXA OR DEATH!

EL_ULY > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/09/2015 at 17:18

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mcseanerson > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/09/2015 at 17:19

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I’m sticking with the Colorado. I don’t know if he’d go for the base manual or the 4x4 diesel with an auto.

uofime-2 > nermal 07/09/2015 at 17:19

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You’re forgetting that he lives in NYC, having that truck there would be unpleasant to say the least.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/09/2015 at 17:23

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Try as hard as you can, you can't knock the guy down.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > mcseanerson 07/09/2015 at 17:23

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It’s so frustrating that manual transmissions so often come with only the base-est, featureless models...

mcseanerson > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/09/2015 at 17:24

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If you could get the Colorado or Canyon with a diesel (whenever that comes out) and a manual that would be a pretty hot item.

TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/09/2015 at 17:27

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How about an SHO? Either a Gen 1 with the 3 litre and a manual or a brand new SHO.

BigBlock440 > EL_ULY 07/09/2015 at 18:16

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I knew Austin made Minis, didn’t know they made Golfs and Mazda 3s too.