How dangerous are Cheetahs?

"djmt1" (djmt1)
07/09/2015 at 14:09 • Filed to: None

The guy in the next shot handles the situation a lot better than I would.

DISCUSSION (11)

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > djmt1
07/09/2015 at 14:12

Real dangerous, but pretty.

Kinja'd!!!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > djmt1
07/09/2015 at 14:13

They’re not terribly dangerous at first. But, after making friends with you, then spending more time with you, eventually they will want you to get involved in their business projects. DON’T GIVE IN. Such is a time to stay back, reflect on what you were told in school. Remember, cheetahs never prosper.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > djmt1
07/09/2015 at 14:18

Compared to other big cats, not really that dangerous. I mean it’s still a wild animal and can do you a serious injury however they’re not known to take the kind of risks a leopard would. In this case attacking a human.

ACESandEIGHTS > djmt1
07/09/2015 at 14:19

He’s following the correct protocol. Make eye contact AND MAKE YOUR EYES VERY BIG. Cats see this as a sign of your awe and respect.

McMike > djmt1
07/09/2015 at 14:35

There’s only one of them, it isn’t like we’re outnumbere......

Kinja'd!!!

BaconSandwich is tasty. > McMike
07/09/2015 at 14:44

Typical cats - being lazy. Wanting to be driven everywhere.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
07/09/2015 at 15:43

Plus their only “business plan” is to make cheesy snack chips.

Jonee > djmt1
07/09/2015 at 16:02

Fun fact: cheetahs are the only cat without retractable claws. Their feet are more like a dog’s.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
07/09/2015 at 16:05

Which, themselves, are dangerous. Dangerously cheesy.

orcim > djmt1
07/10/2015 at 02:41

You can hear the guide in those pictures, can’t you? I can.

“Don’t move. Stay still. Crap or piss your pants but do not shift around. Stay calm. It just wants to know if you have Cheesy Snacks, which we’ve locked away in the locker. Heaven help you if you didn’t give us yours. But still, don’t move!”