Junk mail

Kinja'd!!! "Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
07/07/2015 at 14:50 • Filed to: None

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Anyone ever look at their junk mail folder? Not proper for work language pic after the Porsche

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DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Funktheduck
07/07/2015 at 14:52

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What’s up my ass punisher. Amazing.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > Party-vi
07/07/2015 at 14:57

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The robots are really into butt stuff


Kinja'd!!! ceanderson920 > Funktheduck
07/07/2015 at 15:03

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Seems to me like you need to stop putting your email address into anal sites, or get a burner account if you need to...


Kinja'd!!! StoneCold > Party-vi
07/07/2015 at 15:03

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=]

Needs punctuation, though. Is it a question?

Is Katalin not sure what is up her ass punisher? (What’s up my ass-punisher? Can you get it out, maybe with pliers?)

Is ‘punisher’ a nickname? (What’s up my ass, Punisher? Do we need to get the KY?)

Maybe a new greeting? (Yo, what up my AP?! How’s it hangin’?)

So many questions...


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > Funktheduck
07/07/2015 at 15:05

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My junk mail folder is pretty dumb, so a lot of work related stuff ends up in there. I check it on a daily basis but I never got one of these.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > StoneCold
07/07/2015 at 15:09

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I’m pretty sure Ass-Punisher is a title in this case. However, the anal-fixated pervbots don’t know when hyphens are appropriate, the whores.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Funktheduck
07/07/2015 at 15:09

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and logical thinking leads us to only one conclusion...

So does Funktheduck.


Kinja'd!!! deekster_caddy > Funktheduck
07/07/2015 at 15:16

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Okay... so I’m in IT and I’m familiar with Bayes filtering. They use all these ‘other’ characters to get by bayes filtering. What I don’t understand is why anti-spam engines aren’t simply using “over 20% non-standard ascii characters in body = discard message” (or 35% or whatever) for a rule. This stuff shouldn’t even get as far as the Junk folder. Seriously.

And never open the Junk folder when the kids are looking over your shoulder!


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > deekster_caddy
07/07/2015 at 15:36

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But then I wouldn't have this humorous screen cap


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > ceanderson920
07/07/2015 at 15:37

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I know. I know


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > Klaus Schmoll
07/07/2015 at 15:38

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You're missing out


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
07/07/2015 at 15:39

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But I'm no robot.....or am I?


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Funktheduck
07/07/2015 at 15:41

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but you went to a site, and said wite sent you emails they knew you’d likes, soooo


Kinja'd!!! tromoly > Funktheduck
07/07/2015 at 15:49

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A few years ago my school’s email started getting lots of spam every day, luckily all my school emails forward to my main email so whatever wasn’t caught by the school account’s spam filter got caught by my main account’s spam filter, never actually opened any of those emails.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > tromoly
07/07/2015 at 15:59

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I don't open them either. It's just what passes the initial filters I guess


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
07/07/2015 at 16:06

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Well, the funny thing is, I find that stuff really unappealing.


Kinja'd!!! Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Funktheduck
07/07/2015 at 17:26

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No honest, I was just looking for that scene in “Top Secret.” I don’t know where any of these came from.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Funktheduck
07/07/2015 at 17:48

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which makes since.