Your Seatte-area traffic update: American Weekend Edition

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/02/2015 at 19:50 • Filed to: no

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If you live on a lake, congrats. If not, stay home. This has been your local traffic update. Stay hydrated!


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! Fookin' Prawns > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/02/2015 at 20:24

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My roommate is back home on the Westside on his boat in Sammamish. I’m so jealous.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/02/2015 at 21:05

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It was a full on cluster fuck wrapped in bacon getting home. I'm staying put. Celebrate America by blowing pieces of it up!


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/02/2015 at 21:18

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I used to live somewhere here.

WOO NO EQUIPMENT! You’ll never catch Fairwood, Evil Government Surveillance Dudes! *tin foil hats*


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/02/2015 at 21:25

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I sent this to my sister, who lives in Kent. She is in the U-District. She has to be back in Kent by 7:00 for work.

Godspeed.


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/02/2015 at 21:32

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Got done at work early, hit the butcher for some steaks and Costco for some beer, and jumped on the express lanes...easy. Could have been so, so much worse if I’d left an hour later.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Jack Does Cars
07/02/2015 at 22:02

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Not gonna happen


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
07/02/2015 at 22:26

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Simpsons references best references


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > RPM esq.
07/02/2015 at 22:27

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Why are you so happy . You make me sick. Happy 4th!


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Fookin' Prawns
07/02/2015 at 22:28

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Beautiful area. You now need 800k+ to buy a little plat home there though. Gimme that money


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
07/02/2015 at 22:29

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No shit. U district, just drink till 8 and then maybe drive.


Kinja'd!!! MrPseudonym > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/02/2015 at 22:38

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I hear this place has good Whiskey.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/02/2015 at 22:39

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Atleast we didn’t have any arson grass fires along I5 today - I hope they catch those yahoos...


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > Spaceball-Two
07/02/2015 at 22:39

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Nope. She just texted me saying that she’s just getting into Tukwila. She gave up on I-5, and is taking side-streets to Kent.

I live in Raleigh, NC, and while we do have loads of traffic here, it has nothing on Seattle rush hour traffic.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Jack Does Cars
07/03/2015 at 00:07

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A lot of it today is people getting out of town.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > wafflesnfalafel
07/03/2015 at 00:28

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We have so many tweaker in SnoCo, I feel this could be just the beginning


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > MrPseudonym
07/03/2015 at 00:29

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My wife works in that city, surrounded by wineries and whisky establishments.


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/03/2015 at 01:17

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Same to you bud


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > Spaceball-Two
07/03/2015 at 10:32

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Down here, all of the highways to the ocean are jam-packed.


Kinja'd!!! MrPseudonym > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/03/2015 at 12:04

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Yeah, I used to live there. Moved a few years ago. The house I lived in - probably worth 600k now. I miss it. Texas just isn’t the same.