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"scoob" (scoobsti) 07/02/2015 at 19:27 • Filed to: None

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THIS IS ODD.

Shop Worker: “What would you like your car to look like?”

Owner: “Yisssssssssssssssssss.”

SW: “Sir, please answer the question.”

O: “I want it to look like an infant puke brown chameleon that beat up a baby shit green lizard and they’re cold blooded so blue on the inside with a touch of red to signify Poland where I’m not from but it also got a really bad bruise on the right side of its body fighting dementors because Psycho spoiled the ending of Transformers 2 by using condoms that contained the thing Batman was looking for when he banished George Bush into Asgard during WWI when my friend flew planes and dropped bombs in our local jazz club tomorrow also-”

SW: “Wait-”

O: “AWN RIYUMZ.”

SW: “...I know just the thing.”

I DEFINITELY WANT !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! WITH “FORMULA ONE TIRES”!

boredalways > scoob 07/02/2015 at 19:30

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It looks like someone tried to kill it with fire...and failed.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > scoob 07/02/2015 at 19:35

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It was left in the kiln too long.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > scoob 07/02/2015 at 19:36

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I can’t tell - is it sort of color changing, iridescence paint?

With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > scoob 07/02/2015 at 19:42

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That color, I believe, is named “dung beetle.”

Snooder87 > scoob 07/02/2015 at 19:47

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That license plate doe. MOEMONEY indeed.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > scoob 07/02/2015 at 19:51

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There’s an older E series with a similar paint job I frequently see. Today it was a pink or orange 300 with matching rims. Yeahhh.

Xyl0c41n3 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2015 at 20:17

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Raku fired, FTW!!! :)

Xyl0c41n3 > scoob 07/02/2015 at 20:17

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Nah, the story wasn’t that elaborate. They just told the dude at the body shop, “I don’t ever want to lose it in a parking lot.” Problem. Solved.

Berang > scoob 07/02/2015 at 20:38

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O: “make it a color that will be impossible for my victims to describe”

scoob > Xyl0c41n3 07/02/2015 at 21:06

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“Make sure no one else wants it”

scoob > BaconSandwich is tasty. 07/02/2015 at 21:07

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Yes, but it’s not cool. It’s not TVR cool.

Xyl0c41n3 > scoob 07/02/2015 at 21:21

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I have a nail polish that does that. I would totally drive that car.

Once. Heh.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > scoob 07/02/2015 at 21:24

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Fair enough.

It actually reminds me of a Matchbox Ferrari F40 I had as a kid. Maybe this guy also had one...

TrustMeImAnEngineer, but I'd rather be an InternationalArtThief > scoob 07/02/2015 at 21:29

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I imagine this was owned by an extremely classy investment banker, hence the license plate, and that would mean it was probably pretty well taken care of!

RustedSprinter > Snooder87 07/02/2015 at 21:33

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Or MOEPROBLEMS

Snooder87 > RustedSprinter 07/02/2015 at 21:48

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I’ll bet he has a cubic circonium covered 328i with fake //M badging and the license plate “MOEPROBLEMS”

pip bip - choose Corrour > scoob 07/03/2015 at 05:05

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tasteful.......NOT!