Getting Closer All The Time

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07/01/2015 at 16:13 • Filed to: 5 minute photoshop

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Chevy, You are getting closer to making a really good looking station wagon again. SO close.

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Source here

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Unitize the body and raise the door sills (since there is no frame to cover), add subframes for the engine and full independent suspension and boom. 7-9 passenger station wagon. Also solving the hearse issue.

Also, ITs strange but I didn’t alter the greenhouse at all, even though it looks squished.


DISCUSSION (25)


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > HammerheadFistpunch
07/01/2015 at 16:17

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I keep clicking the “Source here” text and nothing happens :(


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > HammerheadFistpunch
07/01/2015 at 16:18

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For some reason, I have a ton of want for a modern Roadmaster on a truch chassis.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
07/01/2015 at 16:18

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2wd suburban I guess.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > For Sweden
07/01/2015 at 16:18

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Keep trying.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > HammerheadFistpunch
07/01/2015 at 16:19

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Maybe they should just raise it a little, call it the Suburb Cruiser and charge an extra $20,000 for it? That seems more likely.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > TheHondaBro
07/01/2015 at 16:25

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[clicks furiously]


Kinja'd!!! extraspecialbitter > HammerheadFistpunch
07/01/2015 at 16:25

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That’s a crazy long wheelbase for a wagon. Although most wagons don’t invite 7-9 people.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > CRider
07/01/2015 at 16:25

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That trim is called “Denali”


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > HammerheadFistpunch
07/01/2015 at 16:31

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Curved wheel wells. You forgot to mention that change. It’s a good change. If it’s going to be unitbody, it should have curved wheels wells. Also, headlights that are half as tall would be good. Those lower lights are probably too low.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Tekamul
07/01/2015 at 16:32

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oh yeah, the curved wheel wells, I had to bring in the fender gap a little so it didn’t just look like a slammed burb.


Kinja'd!!! SonorousSpeedJoe > HammerheadFistpunch
07/01/2015 at 16:39

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I’ve always thought that the refreshed Durango would look pretty good as a wagon.

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Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > SonorousSpeedJoe
07/01/2015 at 16:43

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yeah, tone down the hardware and trim it up a little...I could see that.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > HammerheadFistpunch
07/01/2015 at 16:44

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Looks like a limo hearse.

For when the dead want to go out in style


Kinja'd!!! 472CID > HammerheadFistpunch
07/01/2015 at 16:46

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If you think about it 2 door Blazers are modern Nomads.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Funktheduck
07/01/2015 at 16:46

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bingo


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > 472CID
07/01/2015 at 16:47

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yup. You can’t fool oppo, car world...we know what a wagon and shooting brake are, even if you’ve tried to disguise them.


Kinja'd!!! Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion > HammerheadFistpunch
07/01/2015 at 17:01

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C pillar needs to be more raked, and the rims are a little small.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion
07/01/2015 at 17:02

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true, I like the upright pilars, but I didn’t bother properly sizing the wheels.


Kinja'd!!! Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion > HammerheadFistpunch
07/01/2015 at 17:04

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And I doubt it would still fit 7 ppl due to the suspension assembly being a higher.

Also, if this does happen it'd need an LT4 engine trim


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion
07/01/2015 at 17:10

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Ah, thats the trick, with a frame out of the way you have room for a more compact suspension even with the raised sills.


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > HammerheadFistpunch
07/01/2015 at 17:27

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Coilovers can work wonders.


Kinja'd!!! jvirgs drives a Subaru > HammerheadFistpunch
07/01/2015 at 17:33

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Everytime I see it I almost feel it needs the “chrome” strips around the rear windows as well.


Kinja'd!!! Berang > HammerheadFistpunch
07/01/2015 at 20:39

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It would need a longer hood though. A proper wagon is about 1/3 hood.

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Kinja'd!!! boxrocket > HammerheadFistpunch
07/01/2015 at 23:01

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The Tahoe/Suburban look so awkward, mostly because of the Nissan-like headlights. Why they couldn’t use the front of the Silverado I have no idea. The GMC looks like a surprised pig, and the Cadillac stole Volvo's rear end. Better than the rounded ones from the early '00s.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > HammerheadFistpunch
07/02/2015 at 07:17

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The Suburban/Tahoe is really growing on me. Esp. like this:

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