![]() 07/01/2015 at 14:26 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
please feel free to call me names in the reply. Also, feel free to tell me how bad this joke is in the reply...
Q: How did Canada get it’s name?
A: In the early days a group of explorers were sitting around the campfire, having recently mapped a new area. One of them says: “hey, we need a name for this new land!” And another replies “I’ve got a fun idea, lets just go around the circle and throw out letters until we have a long enough name!” At first everyone is a little concerned, but it being cold and they being bored, eventually its agreed that that’s how they’ll name the territory... “I’ll start!” Says one, “first letter: C, eh?” The next guy chimes in: “OK, N, eh?” And then another guy pipes up “Sorry, D, eh?”
that’s the joke. Hope you groaned a bunch if you’ve never heard it before.
Please don’t hurt me.
![]() 07/01/2015 at 14:30 |
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What’s the difference between a microwave and anal sex?
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A microwave won’t brown your meat! HEYOOO
![]() 07/01/2015 at 14:32 |
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I want to hurt you but it'd the first time I've ever heard it so... You get a pass
![]() 07/01/2015 at 16:01 |
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They’ve got their own super hero too Guardian!
But I think he gets killed a lot.
![]() 07/02/2015 at 05:39 |
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hadn’t heard that one.
yes , i groaned.
![]() 07/02/2015 at 14:17 |
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Just read this and snorted out loud. Then the guy in the next cubicle over said “bless you”.