I have a job interview today.

"mazda616" (mazda616) 07/01/2015 at 08:45 • Filed to: Interview

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Service advisor at the local Toyota dealership. It may be dealing with boring cars, but even that is better than the dead-end cubicle job at a bank that I have now.

pip bip - choose Corrour > mazda616 07/01/2015 at 08:47

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good luck.

Funktheduck > mazda616 07/01/2015 at 08:52

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At least you’ll get some fun stories. “My engine is making a noise. I think it may need an oil change. I know with these modern engines they’re not supposed to need oil changes...”

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > mazda616 07/01/2015 at 08:55

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Ohh what a feeling!

My citroen won't start > mazda616 07/01/2015 at 09:00

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Try and shuffle as many Land Cruisers as possible

“You need a Yaris, Boom LC”

“A Scion brt? LC is faster, Boom”

“Camry Shmamry, Boom LC”

Also make the boom sounds.

shop-teacher > mazda616 07/01/2015 at 09:04

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Good luck!

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Funktheduck 07/01/2015 at 09:07

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Or ones like this:

“You need new brake pads and rotors. You barely have any pad material left and your rotors are almost nonexistent.”

“Bullshit. My car stops just fine."

The Dummy Gummy > mazda616 07/01/2015 at 09:08

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Best of luck!

The Dummy Gummy > My citroen won't start 07/01/2015 at 09:09

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I’m hearing the Boom sounds and it is hilarious.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > mazda616 07/01/2015 at 09:20

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Best of luck. If they question your mechanical prowess, tell them you know how to remove a floor mat. You’ve instantly just become smarter than 90% of Toyota drivers on the road

Rainbow > mazda616 07/01/2015 at 09:26

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I hope you will see many LFAs in your future.

Or at least one.

Maybe a poster with one on it...

mazda616 > My citroen won't start 07/01/2015 at 10:07

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I don’t think the local lot even has a Land Cruiser. :( They had one but I’m pretty sure it sold. They have about seven hundred Camries (Camrys?) and about a zillion Corollas, though. Snooze.

mazda616 > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 07/01/2015 at 10:08

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What's funny about me is I can almost always research and identify what is wrong with a car but I'm not the best at actually fixing it. I figure a service advisor is a good bet for me.

mazda616 > Rainbow 07/01/2015 at 10:08

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I can Google one on my phone but that's as close as I'll get. Haha. The closest Lexus dealer is an hour away. This place just specializes in Toyotas, unfortunately.