Stupid Mallory ignition

"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux) 06/17/2015 at 20:13 • Filed to: None

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Guess what I am elbow deep on tonight and don’t want to be

Coty > 505Turbeaux 06/17/2015 at 20:17

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You’re elbow deep in Mallory?

Ehhhhhh, have fun?

505Turbeaux > Coty 06/17/2015 at 20:18

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better take a shower before I get home, this Mallory smells funny

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > 505Turbeaux 06/17/2015 at 20:50

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I knew a girl named Mallory once, don’t trust it.

505Turbeaux > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 06/17/2015 at 20:52

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hahahaha I do not

Funktheduck > 505Turbeaux 06/17/2015 at 20:53

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Your girlfriend’s grandmother?

505Turbeaux > Funktheduck 06/17/2015 at 20:55

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hahahaha oh jesus. The closest I ever came to that was my ex-wifes aunt. But that was a different time

Lekker > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 06/17/2015 at 20:56

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Funny, I was going to joke about if she is anything like my ex-gf it’s probably worked on and off with the occasional wtf moments.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Lekker 06/17/2015 at 20:58

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A ginger Mallory, crazy time

Funktheduck > 505Turbeaux 06/17/2015 at 22:12

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Sounds like a story that should be shared

505Turbeaux > Funktheduck 06/17/2015 at 22:13

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meh, she was always seriously smoking hot, and we ended up in a hot tub one night after alot of libations. One thing led to another. I knew I was getting a divorce anyways soon enough after that

Tohru > 505Turbeaux 06/17/2015 at 22:35

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After ending up elbow deep in your wife’s aunt no wonder things ended in divorce. So did you marry the aunt or just keep it as casual hookups?

Carl (@stuffcarlsays) > 505Turbeaux 06/17/2015 at 23:01

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Hmm, Hayward pump so I’m guessing a pool repair job.

505Turbeaux > Tohru 06/17/2015 at 23:07

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never again!

505Turbeaux > Carl (@stuffcarlsays) 06/17/2015 at 23:08

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boom, indeed. 505s pool is green as fuck