It has been awhile since I've been told I don't belong here.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
06/16/2015 at 13:48 • Filed to: None

DISCUSSION (89)

505Turbeaux > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 13:51

you went FP, you should have expected that

For Sweden > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 13:51

Maybe we should ban Tauruses? They do have Dad Bod .

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 13:52

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 13:52

You bought something that the enthusiasts don’t like or share similar views as them! Shame on you! How dare you think practically! Your jalop card is revoked until you sell the Taurus and buy an NA Miata with 230k miles or 30 year old Jag with blown motor.

*hops in Sebring and drives off* ;D

CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux
06/16/2015 at 13:52

My only surprise is that it has taken this long.

CalzoneGolem > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
06/16/2015 at 13:53

I’ll just buy a Jag with the same motor in it then I’ll be cool.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 13:53

Owning a Taurus is not cause for being banned.

Autophile412 - what's the world got in store? > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 13:54

What a douche. Part of the reason I haven’t been around lately. Sometimes I feel like I am in a frat boy movie with some of the comments I see.

CalzoneGolem > For Sweden
06/16/2015 at 13:54

Fun Fact: my star sign is Taurus.

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 13:54

I owned a Taurus at one point as well. Should I be banned as well? Or do I get a free pass because it was a wagon?

Either way, that’s stupid. Dummies.

CalzoneGolem > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/16/2015 at 13:54

I can’t into video.

For Sweden > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 13:54

Your star sign has dad bod

Hoccy > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 13:55

I like his argumentation.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 13:55

We’re still allowed to point nanny-state fans and SJWs to Gawker and Jezebel though, right?

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 13:55

Let me know if you run across any V70R’s so I can buffer my cool points.

CalzoneGolem > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
06/16/2015 at 13:56

What if I owned two?

$kaycog > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 13:56

Water off a duck’s back. We still love you!

CalzoneGolem > Autophile412 - what's the world got in store?
06/16/2015 at 13:57

Where’s the keg at?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 13:57

Ok. Then you would have 2 practical, reliable cars.

CalzoneGolem > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
06/16/2015 at 13:57

Well it wasn’t manual or diesel. Was it at least brown?

CalzoneGolem > For Sweden
06/16/2015 at 13:58

Is this some secret code I’m not meant to understand?

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 13:58

Nope, it was white.

mcseanerson > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 13:58

I can’t either but that ones instantly recognizable.

Kinja'd!!!

For Sweden > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 13:59

It is a code, but I bet Google or Bing can crack it.

CalzoneGolem > Hoccy
06/16/2015 at 13:59

His flogic is lawless!

spanfucker retire bitch > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 13:59

Oh yes, I remember that chuckle fuck.

CalzoneGolem > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
06/16/2015 at 13:59

Yeah fuck those guys.

CalzoneGolem > $kaycog
06/16/2015 at 14:00

I find it amusing more than anything else. Thought you guys would get a kick out of it.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 14:00

I never owned a Taurus, but I did own a PT Cruiser and currently have a Focus Wagon.

I wonder what he’s say about me... LOL.

CalzoneGolem > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
06/16/2015 at 14:00

Oh man I dunno if that’s good or bad.

CalzoneGolem > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
06/16/2015 at 14:02

I had a PT 2 cars ago. I loved that thing.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
06/16/2015 at 14:02

Yes! You should be banned as well!!! And you’re not allowed to get your fruit here anymore either!

Kinja'd!!!

CalzoneGolem > For Sweden
06/16/2015 at 14:02

Bing just shows me porn.

Nevermind I’m good.

CalzoneGolem > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
06/16/2015 at 14:03

I’m afraid you have also been banned.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 14:03

It’s okay if at least one of them is either an SHO or a wagon... or an MT-5!

Xyl0c41n3 > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 14:03

Piss in their shoes and hawk up a hairball right in front of their door. ^_^ MEOW!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 14:03

“You’re not a true enthusiast. You should have been more like Taravish and bought a project car” ~FP

I don’t go on the FP much anymore.

DoYouEvenShift > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
06/16/2015 at 14:04

It was over a Vette and a Taurus.

Still,that comment was a bit extreme.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 14:05

Yes... they’re very practical. Surprisingly good for hauling wood...

Patrick Nichols > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
06/16/2015 at 14:05

Those backwards seats though...

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 14:05

He’s totally hardcore sitting in the back seat of his dad’s minivan typing on his phone.

Then again, he’s probably still pissed about Mary Jane Rotten Crotch not wanting to go to the spring formal with him.

Tots broken up about it yo
#yolo #thuglife #myparentssuck

LongbowMkII > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
06/16/2015 at 14:07

well practical...

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > Patrick Nichols
06/16/2015 at 14:08

I didn’t even have those. Just front seats and one rear bench seat. No third row. :/

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 14:08

How dare you like a thing that isn’t this thing.

What do you think they’d say about me being a MERCURY fan?

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
06/16/2015 at 14:11

“You’re not a true enthusiast. You should have been more like Taravish and bought a project car” ~FPers who probably don’t actually own a project car

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
06/16/2015 at 14:12

Hops in Sebring and turns key - nothing happens because Mopar.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
06/16/2015 at 14:12

That is also probably true. I started out on FP and will never go back.

spanfucker retire bitch > mcseanerson
06/16/2015 at 14:12

Now Skeeter, they ain’t causin’ no trouble.

Kanaric > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 14:13

idk even what MGPs are.

Kanaric > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
06/16/2015 at 14:14

it’s not even the fp anymore.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Kanaric
06/16/2015 at 14:16

It’s not but it’s easier than typing “Jalopnik” over and over. It’s what it used to be called.

Patrick Nichols > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
06/16/2015 at 14:20

I used to make my parents pack all our stuff on trips in the middle seat so I could sit in the back it really was fun riding back there... You missed out

Kanaric > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
06/16/2015 at 14:20

I’m just saying theres no reason to read it really. I don’t and haven’t in quite a while lol.

I wish Oppositelock would abandon kinja all together and get it’s own domain. Kinja is garbage and am only here because I like most people’s posts here.

AM3R shamefully returns > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 14:20

Lol, you care about economy!! Haha! Get off the site bro! -owns 2 automatic German sedans

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 14:21

It’s the PT cruiser thing that you should be banned for, not the Taurus thing.

uofime-2 > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 14:30

I just flipped through your comment thread, theres so much unnecessary anger on Jalopnik

CalzoneGolem > uofime-2
06/16/2015 at 14:32

I don’t get why people want to argue about why I wouldn’t DD a C4.

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/16/2015 at 14:33

I drove a Cobalt between them. Does that help?

CalzoneGolem > AM3R shamefully returns
06/16/2015 at 14:34

Don’t forget my children. I care about them also.

CalzoneGolem > Kanaric
06/16/2015 at 14:34

My best guess is Miller Genuine Piss

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 14:35

Kinja'd!!!

CalzoneGolem > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
06/16/2015 at 14:35

Banned from this site and the remainder of the internet.

Wacko > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 14:36

That’s why I don’t say I DD a CVT pathfinder.

CalzoneGolem > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
06/16/2015 at 14:36

Mary Jane knows better.

uofime-2 > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 14:37

The C4 is their lady and they must defend her honor!!!!

....as an excellent daily driver?

Some kind of strange, ignorant and closed minded thinking.

CalzoneGolem > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
06/16/2015 at 14:38

Outstanding cargo capacity when you remove those rear seats. I hauled a dryer, a dishwasher and an oven hood once.

CalzoneGolem > Xyl0c41n3
06/16/2015 at 14:39

Now we’re talking!

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/16/2015 at 14:41

The interior was pretty crap but dat 5 speed!

CalzoneGolem > Wacko
06/16/2015 at 14:41

But you just did ...

CalzoneGolem > uofime-2
06/16/2015 at 14:42

Hey man, it gets 26 on the highway!!!

Frank Grimes > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 14:51

I was told I was gay for driving a miata by someone on here. this kind of comment makes me think he doesnt belong here or maybe hes just lost.

Tekamul > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 14:54

It was in the C4 article, though. I’m sure he was justing doing performance art.

Wait, just checked his discussion history. Nevermind, you found the vette head to end all vette heads.

CalzoneGolem > Frank Grimes
06/16/2015 at 14:58

That makes even less sense!

Frank Grimes > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 15:06

I know! I was like dude you even been here before the answer is alwaysiata ring a bell?

CalzoneGolem > Frank Grimes
06/16/2015 at 15:08

Does that mean we’re all gay? What will my wife think?

Tohru > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
06/16/2015 at 15:12

Owning a PT Cruiser and thinking it’s cool is, though. Calzone used to have a purple one with red steelies.

Frank Grimes > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 15:13

I think you should probably tell her that this whole time in spite of being attracted to her and in spite of being attracted to women because you have a miata you might possibly actually be gay.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Tohru
06/16/2015 at 15:15

Wasn’t aware. How shall we kill ban Calzone?

CalzoneGolem > Frank Grimes
06/16/2015 at 15:26

Oh well no worries then since I don’t have a miata.

Tohru > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
06/16/2015 at 15:30

Considering he owned it for like two years he’s already dead on the inside. So we treat him like a zombie: remove the head or destroy the brain.