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What a world we live in. Can I identify as a cat? I’d love to take naps and be an asshole all day.
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yes. You just have to find someone to feed you.
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I identify as a microwave oven. You put food in and it comes out as shit.
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COTFD
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POTD.
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POTUS
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And this is why I never watch the Today show. Because there’s not really that much news compared to how much garbage there is.
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POTISIS
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Meow?
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Meow!
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Meow.
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Meow meow.
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Ding!
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Purrrrr!
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Cat and a microwave... this could go well.
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Is that a yes or a no or a what? This is why cats are evil. You can’t tell what they’re thinking.
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*takes a nap*
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Yep. Typical.
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Hisss!
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As a self identifying chicken sandwich armadillo I take offense to your inability to identify as a cat.
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Bang!
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*lays on your keyboard*
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*dies*
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Jfjfkvkvkhlgkfkdjjjjjjkjdjnnnnnnnnndhdvshaabbbbbbbbbbdjeeebebsha
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Achievement Level: Calzone Microwaved.
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I identify as Batman. Orphans, clowns, and guns are my triggers.
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My crust is rubbery and my contents are heated to molten lava levels.
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I believe OPPO has reached an entirely new level of weird. No longer an off-topic blog for enthusiasts but a place where you can reveal your true inner self even if you’re a microwave.
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We have reached true enlightenment ... I mean ... Meow!
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*sheds all over you*
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Meow.
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Yeah. Enlightenment. Sure.
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*loudly coughs up a hairball*
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I’m Batman.
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Thanks
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*Steals all your toys under my frame*
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Calzone, buddy, you’re my hero!
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It’s not new, it’s been going on a few years now, see Bruce Jenner. Yes, what a world we live in.
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The race thing is new.
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And somehow one delusional person becomes grounds to make fun of anyone who identifies as anything but straight/cis.
Also, meow, hiss.
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Let’s be clear I’m not making fun of anyone but Rachel also I don’t know what cis means.
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Eh, not really...
It’s also not that much of a jump.
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http://www.duffelblog.com/2015/03/op-ed-…
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Touche.
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The cliff notes version is “not trans.” basically this whole affair has been a giant wet dream for any mouthbreathing transphobe who ever wanted to ask “well if a he can decide to be a she, why can’t white people decide to be black??” and then immediately ignore anyone with the patience to answer such a question.
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I think the crux of the whole deal is that they aren’t deciding.
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Yes. You would not believe the number of idiots out there conflating the two in an attempt to discredit trans people.
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See, found one.
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Please, do tell what trans people have to do with Rachel Dolezal.
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No, I don’t think I’d be all that surprised.
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Maybe she/he’s a trans? I don’t know, I never said they did.
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Caitlyn Jenner (she) is a trans woman. Which has nothing to do with this Rachel business, contrary to your assertion that
It’s not new, it’s been going on a few years now, see Bruce Jenner.
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Why can’t she be black? She says she is, what’s the problem?
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It’s this stupid “me” culture and people raising their kids as “you can be anything you want”. This woman is also clearly mentally disturbed.
It’s funny how south park hit home runs on future predictions. Next we’re going to have jewphins.
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Do you not know what blackface is?
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Sure, it’s like dressing up in drag.
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First off, that is hardly a valid comparison. Whites dressed in blackface in minstrel shows to stereotype and make fun of black people. Men dress in drag in drag shows to poke fun at themselves and the manner in which gender constructs forbid things like dresses and makeup for men.
Second, even if it was, drag is entirely different from being trans. Thanks for showing your ignorance though, and for proving my point about this whole thing being a wet dream for those trying to be purposefully obtuse and invalidate trans people.
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So Dolezal is making fun of black people? Or are you just marginalizing her effort to be who she believes she is?
They’re both born a specific race or gender, and they both said they wanted to be a different race or gender. Why is switching gender accepted, but switching race not? Or are you being bigoted towards transracial individuals? I don’t see any other reason why she can’t be accepted as black if we can also accept a man as a woman.
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*sets down a bowl of tuna and a knitted mouse toy filled with catnip*
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Please cease this attempted devil’s advocate nonsense. Your second paragraph shows you have absolutely zero idea what being trans actually is (hint: sex != gender), and are instead substituting your own ideas in order to shoehorn them into this ignorant “if someone can be transgender then this person can change race” narrative. Race is about a lot of different factors including how others view you because of your race and a white woman can never experience what it means to be black, no matter how much she identifies with black people. Not to mention her own “I identify as black... unless I’m suing a historically black college. Then it behooves me to identify as white. And I will!” song and dance.
Also, “transracial” as you’re using it is not a thing. Transracial is used by children who were adopted by someone of a different race.
Hope that cleared things up a bit. If not, please learn a bit more about trans people before attempting this argument again.
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*Purrs and rams head into your legs*
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Yup, still don’t get it.
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Yeah, this idiot going nuts with the self-tanner and doing other shit like lying about being the victim of racially motivated hate crimes, suing Howard University (a historically black college) for discriminating against her because she’s white (yep... at the time, she still “identified” as white) is not the same thing as someone who is trans.
This woman cloaks herself in whatever identity she thinks will gain her the most advantage. Trans people deal with actual discrimination and hate crimes (similar to actual POC). Their identity is not a fashion statement, it’s simply who they are. Dolezal just wanted to be cool, bruh!
But hey, hello there! Your phobia is showing!
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Good kitty! *Gives exactly two scritches behind the ears then retreats to a respectful distance*
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Arf! Arf!
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So what happens to Bruce Jenner’s accomplishments? Do the medals go to Catlyn and considered women’s records, with the next guy getting bumped up? Do they just disappear completely like they guy never existed? Is his wife now a lesbian that he no longer identifies as a man? Sorry I’m not “enlightened” enough to know what physical birth characteristics/features are acceptable to change and what aren’t.
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*continues to nap*
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*lick* *slobber*
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*yawns stretches and casually walks away*
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Well, I’m going to answer some of your questions seriously, as opposed to snarkily:
Firstly, Caitlyn Jenner has publicly come forward as Caitlyn, so you should refer to her as such now, not as Bruce. Also, the proper pronouns are “she,” “her” and “hers,” not “he,” “him” or “his.” Even if you don’t support trans rights, politeness costs you nothing extra.
Secondly, I am not the IOC. That’s up to them. Regardless of their decision, Caitlyn’s accomplishments are still damn impressive. Don’t dismiss them just because you don’t like her identity as a transwoman.
Thirdly, Caitlyn is not married to Kris. They’ve been separated since 2013 and the divorce was finalized in March of this year. A simple google search would have told you that. But, regardless of that, Caitlyn’s gender identity has absolutely no bearing on any of her partners’ sexual preferences. If Kris identifies as a straight woman, she’s a straight woman. That just goes to show how little you understand gender identity and sexual identity. Like race, these things aren’t choices, they simply are . You can’t decide to be a man or a woman, or black or white, or gay or straight the way you decide what to have for breakfast every morning, or which shoes to wear.
If you’d put down your dismissive, self-righteous superiority for just a second, you could “enlighten” your self and look some of this shit up. Educate yourself.
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So Bruce just disappears, like he never existed and a woman fathered several children? Sorry I don’t keep up with the Kardashians. And he didn’t choose to be a woman? Was he forced into it? Did they drug him and perform the surgery? Google will tell me which identity characteristics are ok to change and which are to be shamed? What self-righteous superiority? I’m not the one putting someone down because she’s a different race than society/biology says.
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You’re seriously not trolling, are you? I don’t know if that makes me sad or relieved.
I’ll just reiterate: educate yourself, man. Seriously. Because this look ain’t good on you.
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They’re both bodykits on a Fiero, it either makes them a Ferrari or it doesn’t. I still don’t know what happens to Bruce, apparently you don’t either. Maybe google will know what happens to Bruce.
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Her name is Caitlyn.
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Really, I’m the first make a Fifth Element reference? Oppo, I’m am disappoint.
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So Caitlyn Jenner won men’s gold medals? Why did she compete as a man? You still didn’t answer what happens to Bruce, but based on your response, I assume it means he just vanished like he never existed.
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They’re both bodykits on a Fiero
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
Just put down the shovel already, you’ve dug yourself far enough.
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Perfect.
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If you want to be a cat, go for it. Your identity is your own, and identity is complex, even if it sometimes seems not to be so. Others may perceive you otherwise, and choose to ignore your requests in an effort to hurt you (or protect themselves from their own uncertainty), but you can do as you like. I hope people respect your choice.
HOWEVER: If you simply choose to take naps and be an asshole all day, without bearing the other burdens of being a cat (like pooping in a box, not owning property, choosing between a wild life with less security versus a kept life with little freedom and more security), especially if you choose to do so in an effort to gain advantage, then you are already the asshole. You can call yourself a cat, but when you buy a house or hold a credit card, folks are gonna call you out on it.
Doctor’s note: This reply isn’t directed at Calzone directly. It’s more of a braindump on this whole discourse. Sorry, my cheesy hot rod friend.
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I feel so ashamed of myself right meow.
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Shame is an awfully high level emotion for a cat, you know? Oh wait, you don’t. You’re a cat.
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I think I have dug far enough to find that nobody really knows the answers.
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I think I have dug far enough to find that nobody really knows the answers has any more patience for my continued willful ignorance.
http://oppositelock.kinja.com/the-cliff-note…
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I am Darkwing Duck
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This is just to inform you we’ve seen your flags and are looking into it. For the time being, I think all three of you should just put a pin in this argument.
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Just to inform you we as mods are looking into flagged comments in this thread. At this point lets just put a pin in this conversation shall we?
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Just a heads up that we’ve seen your flags and are looking into it. For the time being im asking all 3 of you to put a pin in this conversation.
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Okay.
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Cool, thanks.
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Thanks, and I’ve long since thrown in the towel here, but I actually haven’t flagged anything in this thread. Kinja?
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It was either you or Flowergirl, it doesn’t list who so I was covering my bases. Just letting you know we’ve seen this and its been brought before the group.
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Yeah, you can. But it’s mostly just a sex thing.
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Wrapped up and pinned like a dirty diaper.
Thank you for your comment and time, Hammerhead. Hope you’re having a great day!
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Nailed it.
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I just wanted to thank you for applying the same warning to all three of us equally. I appreciate that, very sincerely. Also, please call me Xyl0. :)
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When in doubt, Bill D. Cat. =)
Ack Thptpth!