This Corny Review Of The New Miata Might Just Make You Cry

"Justin T. Westbrook" (justintylerwestbrook) 06/08/2015 at 13:40 • Filed to: Miata, New Miata, MX-5, AutoGuide, Review, Miata Review, Awkward

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“We Miatas-well get right to it.” Whether you cry of awkward laughter, or of utter shame-spewing embarrassment, things are about to get middle-school level uncomfortable in this Miata review.

The following AutoGuide( !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ) review of the new MX-5 Miata is good in the sense that you get all the information you need to understand what the new model of the answer-to-everything has to offer. The same information you can access online without the boat-loads of uncomfortable dopey scripted “zingers” lingering in the air like a sauna on a hot Georgia day.

The reviewer manages to squeeze out every over-used and cliched phrase and expression in the book like “it is one of the most fun cars to drive, period” and “rowing through the gears is. a. blast.” Check. “It’s not the fastest or best handling car out there.. the real magic is how it connects man and machine.” Check. “Who’s buying an automatic MX-5, anyway?” Check. “[Drivers] can be on the road, where this car belongs” as well as 99% of all cars ever produced.

“The MX-5 Miata. One of the best, but definitely not the best.” - AutoGuide

“This is usually the part where I get out of the car and wrap things up. That ain’t gonna happen. I’m sorry Mazda, you made this car too good, and you aren’t getting it back from me. Adios.”

*stability control activates*

“Adios.”

“Adios.”

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Milky > Justin T. Westbrook 06/08/2015 at 13:59

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Im sure its better than whatever FastLaneCar will put out.

iwrock > Justin T. Westbrook 06/10/2015 at 14:56

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How can you say anything bad about the Miata?!?!?!!!!?

Well, I guess you could say it doesn’t have the same smile plastered across its face!