Skunks suck. I hate them. Do not ingest skunk spray or you will be sad

"71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors" (adamprotter) 06/05/2015 at 08:42 • Filed to: None

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I got skunked in the face/eyes/nose/mouth at 3AM. I can now confidently say that Skunk spray smells awful and that I don’t advise using it as cologne.

2/10 do not recommend. Eagle Low Drag GT for your time

CalzoneGolem > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 06/05/2015 at 08:43

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Dafuq were you doing to that skunk?

thebigbossyboss > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 06/05/2015 at 08:47

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hahaha, well done.

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > CalzoneGolem 06/05/2015 at 08:49

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The skunk was hiding halfway up the steps to my dorm. I turned the corner and the skunk was already at face level like 7 feet away with it tail up and pointed in my direction. Literally the first thing I saw was spray. I wasn’t making much noise and probably startled it with my footsteps

spanfucker retire bitch > CalzoneGolem 06/05/2015 at 08:51

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He was giving it a full release.

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > spanfucker retire bitch 06/05/2015 at 08:54

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Not this time, but I am experienced in doing that to Sea Urchins

CalzoneGolem > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 06/05/2015 at 08:56

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Mmhm.

itschrome > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 06/05/2015 at 09:05

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whats it taste like?

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > itschrome 06/05/2015 at 09:08

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Sadness, stink, and bewilderment

Funktheduck > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 06/05/2015 at 09:13

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I want to touch that car.

I picked up a newspaper that got skunked. My guess is the delivery person either accidentally or purposely hit or hit around the skunk. Picked it up and put it in my car. About a half second later I realized my error. My hand and floorboard smelled bad for a while.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 06/05/2015 at 09:14

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I was once camping outdoors in a screen room on the side of a camper. Suddenly, a skunk let off under the camper for some reason, and the vicinity of my cot got very... acrid, fast. Haven’t ever caught one in the face before, but this was concentrated enough I could taste it for hours.

Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 06/05/2015 at 09:14

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I heard if you take a bath in milk, it’ll wash the skunk spray off maybe after a couple of times. Dunno if it’s true though.

$kaycog > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 06/05/2015 at 09:15

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Oh, yuck! I can’t imagine.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 06/05/2015 at 09:15

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Wow, that really stinks. I cringe when driving by them as road kill.

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages 06/05/2015 at 09:21

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I bathed in tomato sauce and H2O2 and that kind of worked

Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 06/05/2015 at 09:30

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Good to know. Hopefully I won’t have to do any of that by running into stupid skunks.

Nibbles > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 06/05/2015 at 10:15

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H2O2, baking soda and Dawn dish soap for next time it happens to you or a pet

macanamera > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 06/05/2015 at 10:43

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how does this happen

I mean I read your story in the comment but still like how

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > macanamera 06/05/2015 at 14:06

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Exactly like my previous comment stated. Went to stairs, found skunk and simultaneously got sprayed.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors 06/05/2015 at 14:07

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“2/10 do not recommend. “

What would get a 1/10?

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > Nibbles 06/05/2015 at 14:08

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I’ve now learned that. As a college student in a dorm, I lack several of those things actually. Going to the store later this afternoon