We are putting the Flex up for sale this week

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06/01/2015 at 20:55 • Filed to: None

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Before I post the ad, I figured I’d give Oppo a chance to read over what I typed up and make suggestions/comments/etc, with the knowledge that I may heed or ignore it.

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Craigslist ad draft:

For sale: 2009 Ford Flex SEL. This one-owner, dealer maintained Nebraska car has just under 150,000 mostly highway miles. It it is an incredibly spacious and safe family hauler while still being more unique than the same old minivan. The lego brick shape of the Flex means that interior room is massive. The third row in this is bigger than the second row in some SUVs, plenty big enough for adults. Even with all six seats up, there is plenty of luggage room, but both rear rows fold completely flat for hauling. This car is in excellent mechanical shape, but keep in mind that this vehicle has 150k, so the body shows minimal cosmetic imperfections. In additions to your usual power features (locks, windows, seats, etc.) features include:

Automatic HID headlights and LED taillights

Tinted privacy glass

Two-tone paint: Brown metallic w/ white roof

Bluetooth SYNC capability

Sirius satellite radio w/ steering wheel controls

2nd and 3rd row captain’s chairs

Built-in rear DVD player w/ wireless headphones and remote

Tri-zone climate control

USB port and home outlet

Adaptive color interior lighting

Tan leather interior

Heated front seats and mirrors

Keyless entry

Homelink garage opener

Tire pressure monitoring system

Adjustable pedals

Cruise control w/steering wheel controls

Rear back-up parking sensors

12-speaker Sony premium stereo

Power rear tailgate

3 row panoramic sunroof

Trailer hitch receiver

With a large number of airbags, ABS, traction and stability control, and seatbelt pre-tensioners, it’s no wonder the Flex was an IIHS Top Safety Pick. This, combined with large interior volume, good fuel economy, and a comfortable ride make this 2009 Ford Flex an ideal family car. The 3.5 V6 and 6 speed automatic make driving the Flex a breeze, as does the large greenhouse. Call or email for more information, and feel free to schedule an appointment to see and drive this excellent vehicle. Asking $xx,xxx or best offer.


DISCUSSION (32)


Kinja'd!!! random001 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/01/2015 at 20:57

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If you don’t me tion that you can fit a full size mattress for the ultimate in on the go shagging, I’m leaving.


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/01/2015 at 20:59

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As far as the write up goes, it seems pretty good.

But please, choose a different thumbnail. The shady background would not make me feel the *best* about looking further into it.

Keep me posted how it goes! My family should be going through a similar process with our Odyssey over the summer.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/01/2015 at 21:00

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Best I got is treefiddy. Take it or leave it.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > random001
06/01/2015 at 21:00

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Actually I did think about it. I may just put that it will fit a full sized mattress but leave out the other bit.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Alex B
06/01/2015 at 21:01

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It’s not shady, it’s artsy.

Probably a good idea.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/01/2015 at 21:02

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$350,000? I’ll take it!


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/01/2015 at 21:03

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Nah man, $3.50


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/01/2015 at 21:03

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Oh. Go away.


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/01/2015 at 21:06

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/banned


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/01/2015 at 21:06

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Is your dad named Huey?


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/01/2015 at 21:06

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Just preparing you for craigslist


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Spaceball-Two
06/01/2015 at 21:07

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Kinja'd!!! GeorgeyBoy > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/01/2015 at 21:08

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Damn I’m all out of $X bills.

I would just shorten it a little. The general population seems to be stupid and in a hurry.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/01/2015 at 21:08

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Seen them many a time.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/01/2015 at 21:08

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That’s okay, that was my practice response.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > GeorgeyBoy
06/01/2015 at 21:09

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True.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/01/2015 at 21:12

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yu cant sell it for that price

how low will you sell?


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > TheHondaBro
06/01/2015 at 21:16

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I just turned down five bucks an an expired Jimmy John’s coupon. Anything over that might be ok though.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/01/2015 at 21:18

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Alright, six bucks and a voucher for a free Happy Meal.


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/01/2015 at 21:18

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Artsy probably isn't the way to go for a listing. Clean, focused, well-lit shots that let people see details are your best bet.


Kinja'd!!! GeorgeyBoy > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/01/2015 at 21:19

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Just from my experience of selling cars and atvs.

I wrote paragraphs before and received very little attention. It was always the ad with just basic essential info and a few pics that got bites.

I always told people to call me. That weeds out about 50% of the time wasters.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > TheHondaBro
06/01/2015 at 21:19

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Sold to the gentleman in the third row with the funny hat.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jcarr
06/01/2015 at 21:20

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Yup, got rid of that photo, this new one is also just a place holder. I’ll take some tomorrow to use in the ad.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/01/2015 at 21:20

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Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/01/2015 at 21:25

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If the timing was different I’d ask about your price, but we’re not quite ready to buy yet.


Kinja'd!!! Justin Hughes > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/01/2015 at 21:58

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Will you trade for a broken ham radio?

Seriously though, good luck with the sale. So you like the Flex? My lady has basically decided to get one after some other things in life settle down a bit. Looks like it’ll do it all - kid hauling, haul us and all our gear to SCA events (Pennsic war wagon), and one day tow our future rally car.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/01/2015 at 22:22

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How has it been for you? My partner loves these for some reason.


Kinja'd!!! Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/01/2015 at 23:17

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Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Justin Hughes
06/02/2015 at 00:09

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I’d get the Ecoboost version if I were going to tow with it, but other than that, it’s been great. There have been a few minor quality issues (chrome on grill got wrinkled as you can see, power mirror switch popped off), but nothing horrible or out of the ordinary for a car with that many miles.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > fhrblig
06/02/2015 at 00:10

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It’s treated us very well. Massive amounts of interior room, comfortable, and a generally sensible vehicle for hauling a lot of people/hear in something vaguely resembling style.


Kinja'd!!! random001 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/02/2015 at 06:18

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Huh, that seems to lack inspiration...


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > random001
06/02/2015 at 08:36

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It’s a Ford Taurus in a box.