How many Jalop points is this?

"cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44)
06/01/2015 at 14:51 • Filed to: None

Towing my 1969 Lotus Europa into my yard with my 1969 Chrysler Newport

DISCUSSION (19)

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
06/01/2015 at 14:52

All of them.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
06/01/2015 at 14:53

Many severals.

duurtlang > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
06/01/2015 at 14:54

Depends. How many ashtrays does the Lotus have?

cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > duurtlang
06/01/2015 at 14:55

Besides floorboards that contain an entire ecosystem, the entire car seems to have been used as an ashtray for many years.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
06/01/2015 at 14:57

That survey didn’t take into account very much, I had some stuff that would score but wasn’t an option!

LongbowMkII > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
06/01/2015 at 14:57

sorry, we don’t issue Jalop points anymore. I suggest we use Oppo-bux and trade them in for excellent prizes! (Prizes to be determined at a later date)

hmm... 4500 Oppo-bux. 4300 for the mass of your tow vehicle and for the cost of the lotus.

I have negative as I drive a crossover :(

duurtlang > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
06/01/2015 at 15:01

So, one. That’s 5 additional Jalop points if I recall correctly.

edit: I did recall correctly .

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
06/01/2015 at 15:01

I’ve been following your saga with much interest. I have to say that this Lotus is incredibly UGLY to me, but that's quite alright. You're still rescuing a rare automobile that deserves a second life. Kudos.