I'm Going to Shoop The Winner of Le Mans This Year

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
05/30/2015 at 13:54 • Filed to: Shoop

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In the meantime, have the first Shelby win at Le Mans. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/30/2015 at 14:05

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You mean you’re going to Shoop an Audi.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > scoob
05/30/2015 at 14:07

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But what if Audi doesn’t win?

What if *hush* Nissan wins? *hush*


Kinja'd!!! Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion > Wheelerguy
05/30/2015 at 14:46

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More likely Porsche. Porsche by the sounds of it is pulling an Audi, by focusing to develop their car solely for LeMans. Audi on the other hand, sounds like either A) is starting a path to withdrawal to join F1, (B) is going for the championship.

For example, the 919 has a 8MJ hybride system while the R18 has a 4MJ hybride system (still twice that of last year). The downsides of this system is, it takes multiple laps on other tracks to get a full charge, the upside is, it’ll charge up during 1 lap of lemans.

On top of that they have the #17 car in a heritage color. So, while I want Audi to win dearly, I think Porsche has a good shot at it.

And I have a feeling VAG doesn’t want Audi to surpass Porsches wins at LeMans (13 to 19 I believe)


Kinja'd!!! Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/30/2015 at 14:47

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If Porsche wins, I *demand* Stefs Porschelump 944 as the following print.

That's a lie I just want Porschelump on a print/shirt ;)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion
05/30/2015 at 14:51

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Toyota also has a strong chance. They were insanely quick last year.


Kinja'd!!! Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion > TheHondaBro
05/30/2015 at 15:21

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They've been off pace all year.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion
05/30/2015 at 15:24

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I’m pretty sure they’re making some modifications to the cars for Le Mans this year.


Kinja'd!!! Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion > TheHondaBro
05/30/2015 at 15:30

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Do you mean the sprint bodywork?

Cuz everyone will have that.

Except maybe Nissan, but don't quote me.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Wheelerguy
05/30/2015 at 15:55

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Nissan probably won’t even finish the race


Kinja'd!!! Viggen > Wheelerguy
05/30/2015 at 15:56

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I doubt Nissan will make the entire race. Have you heard what their instructions were to the drivers? Avoid the GT cars and the curbs. That’s not promising.

Funny, they came into this so conceded about how they were going to win Le Mans.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/31/2015 at 22:06

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I hope it’s a Parsh! (Parshhhhh.)


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader
05/31/2015 at 22:09

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Not a Porshce?


Kinja'd!!! Viggen > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/16/2015 at 23:37

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So, how’s the #19 Porsche 919 Hybrid coming along?


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Viggen
06/17/2015 at 08:01

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Haven’t started yet.