Talk about nine lives

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg) 05/29/2015 at 21:00 • Filed to: None

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Judging by the horn and amount of tire screeching, I’m guessing this person is driving some old American barge with limited or no ABS, and probably a lack of agility. Which makes the fact that only a few of these were crashes all the more impressive.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 05/29/2015 at 21:17

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what’s with PT cruisers and freezing in place like stunned deers?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 05/29/2015 at 21:17

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Something to do with who buys them.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 05/29/2015 at 21:21

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truth.

It seems like a lot of those near misses could have been prevented by some proper road management.

There’s some shitty intersections in that town.

wkiernan > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 05/29/2015 at 21:57

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Got to watch out for those school buses (0:46). Did you ever notice they have no Mansfield bars? And what city full of bad drivers is this that I should avoid?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > wkiernan 05/29/2015 at 22:00

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Albuquerque.

CammedCTSV > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 05/29/2015 at 22:50

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I sincerely hope that nobody in Oppoland thinks this is out of the norm.

Move to Florida’s west coast and you will see a live’s worth of surreal driving incidents....Meth + malaise mobiles + socialist government assistance = useless drivers in shitboxes that must be averted at all times...

Fvck Florida

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > CammedCTSV 05/29/2015 at 23:00

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In Omaha I probably don’t see a driver this bad mre than a couple times a year.

CammedCTSV > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 05/29/2015 at 23:27

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Do you have a room for rent?

TheHondaBro > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 05/29/2015 at 23:27

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That same thing happened to me one time. It was a Prius. Damn idiot didn’t even notice me AFTER I had panic-braked.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > CammedCTSV 05/29/2015 at 23:32

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I’m sure something can be arranged.

CammedCTSV > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 05/29/2015 at 23:41

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My 3rd great grandfather is buried in Benkelman, I need to see Nebraska to see how my German ancestors became American

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > CammedCTSV 05/30/2015 at 00:00

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No idea where benkelman is.

JGrabowMSt > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 05/30/2015 at 00:07

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Most of these situations could have been easily avoided by

1) paying more attention

2) not being a left lane hog

3) not driving so aggressively and quickly

Everything else was just plain stupid.

desertdog5051 > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 05/30/2015 at 01:01

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Did not know you were a local. Pleased to meet you. Hope we cross paths somewhere.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > desertdog5051 05/30/2015 at 01:19

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I’m not anywhere near Albuquerque. These are not my videos.

desertdog5051 > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 05/30/2015 at 01:29

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Oh well, story of my Albuquerque life. Rodney Dangerfield summed it up. “I can’t get no respect”. :) Between the ‘COPS” show and stuff like this, no wonder we have a bad reputation.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 05/30/2015 at 11:43

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If that was me in those videos there would be a lot more horn and cursing directly at the other drivers. There was one time back home where I grew up, I was driving up a slight hill and on the other side was a traffic light to turn onto a main road, and at the top of the hill was an entrance to a gas station. Car going in the opposite direction wanted to make a left (you could see down the hill easier than you could see going up). At the time I still had my bright-ass red Sentra. Dumbass made a left right in front of me and I locked ‘em down in a cloud of tire smoke and screeching. I was pissed to the point where I hauled ass into that parking lot and found the jackass that made that left turn and began yelling/cursing at him out my window. The only time I’ve done that to date.

sellphones2493 > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 05/30/2015 at 12:34

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You’d think after all those years of dashcamming they’d at least upgrade the camera.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > sellphones2493 05/30/2015 at 12:35

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I know. It looks like security camera footage from 2004.