"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
05/29/2015 at 15:06 • Filed to: None
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"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
05/29/2015 at 15:06 • Filed to: None | 2
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Firebird Esprit:
“What motor’s in it?” (a shit 305)
“Is it fast?” (See: Shit 305)
“Are you even old enough to REMEMBER Rockford Files??” (go away old man)
Hombre:
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Neon(s):
“Is that the dual or single cam?” (duh, look for the hood bulge and dual tip muffler that’s not there)
“Head gaskets blow yet again right now?” (hyuck hyuck)
Talon:
“Is that a TSi? I bet its fast” (I left the DL sticker on for a reason. To let you know it has 92hp. 92.)
P71:
(see my post on Doug’s column)
‘97 Legacy 2.5GT:
“Is it turbo??” (a hood scoop does not a turbo Subaru make, unfortunately)
Silverado:
“You don’t look Hispanic.” (I like lowered trucks, so what?)
Camry:
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SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
> Takuro Spirit
05/29/2015 at 15:11 |
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MR2:
“Is that a Fiero”
“Is that a Ferrari” (seriously, I’ve been asked this)
“How fast does it go” (not very)
“Well, what’s it’s 0-60 time” (I don’t know, maybe eight or nine seconds)
“It will be cool once it’s done” (Umm, it kind of is....)
BRZ:
“Is that an FRS?” (it’s Subaru Blue)
“Is it 4 wheel drive?”
“Does it have a turbo?”
“You should get a turbo”
Elantra Wagon:
“Why does it keep clicking off”
Mazda3
(as he realizes that he tried getting into the wrong anonymous car) “Oh sorry, I thought this one was mine”
Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion
> Takuro Spirit
05/29/2015 at 15:13 |
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“how much for a headlight?”
citizennick
> Takuro Spirit
05/29/2015 at 15:16 |
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Focus ST
Dude, you drive a Focus? (....)
):
FrankenBlaster
> Takuro Spirit
05/29/2015 at 15:36 |
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Speed3
is that awd or rwd?
is it a diesel? Sounds like one
CalzoneGolem
> Takuro Spirit
05/29/2015 at 15:45 |
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Taurus:
G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
> Takuro Spirit
05/29/2015 at 15:48 |
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Cutlass:
Why are you dumping gas onto the license plate?
If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
> Takuro Spirit
05/29/2015 at 19:27 |
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Geo Metro:
“Awwwwww it’s so adorable!” (from girls)
Neon:
“Awwwwww it’s so adorable!” (from mostly girls)
Wrangler:
“Awwwwww it’s so adorable!” (this one was from a stereotypical butch lesbian)
528i:
“Awwwwww it’s so adorable!” “How much did it cost you?”
NJAnon
> Takuro Spirit
05/31/2015 at 10:49 |
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You all get car questions at the gas station? I only get asked for money from druggies and ladies trying to sell me incense. Contrary to my screenname I don’t live in NJ.
“look lady, just because we’re the same skin color doesn’t mean I like incense too okay?”