Crazy Craigslist Find Of The Day - Crack Pipe or Crack Pipe?

"SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt) 05/28/2015 at 07:16 • Filed to: crack pipe, craigslist, craigslist finds

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How much would you spend on customizing a ten year old truck? $5k? $10k? Maybe a bit more if it makes it more solid or useful for something? !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Instead of, you know, just buying a newer one. Now he wants $17k for his handiwork. If that’s what $30k worth of work looks like, I can’t imagine how bad it would have looked if he spent less.

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pip bip - choose Corrour > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 05/28/2015 at 07:22

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Pipe of the crack!

not even for a dollar.

Berang > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 05/28/2015 at 07:26

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I almost thought that was an Aztek in the background, which would have made problems even worse.

LongbowMkII > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 05/28/2015 at 07:27

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Meth pipe

Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion > pip bip - choose Corrour 05/28/2015 at 07:28

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For a dollar I’d get it so I could sell its parts.

The engine I wouldn’t mind dropping into a classic mustang for the lols...

jkm7680 > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 05/28/2015 at 07:47

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I’m pretty sure that’s just a base model truck with some ugly wheels and a newer front end grafted on to it.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > jkm7680 05/28/2015 at 07:50

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Yep, and bagged, which means that the suspension will break.

jkm7680 > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 05/28/2015 at 07:51

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Oh now that’s wonderful.

nermal > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 05/28/2015 at 09:37

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I’m a big fan of lowered regular cab duallies.

That said, mods never increase value. You’re pretty much just throwing the cash away. The best course of action for the seller would be to toss the stock suspension and wheels back on, and sell the mods used to another lowered truck enthusiast looking for a bargain.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > nermal 05/28/2015 at 09:38

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That’s logical. This is craigslist. In Florida. In a shitty part.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 05/28/2015 at 10:46

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There’s a not shitty part of florida?

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 05/28/2015 at 10:49

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No, there are just parts that are shittier than others. There are even shittier parts than this, too. Pretty much everything between I75 and I95 is the worst. Pro tip - stay between the interstate and the coast. Do not get between the interstates.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 05/28/2015 at 12:18

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Isn’t Orlando and Kissimmee between the interstates?

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 05/28/2015 at 12:23

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Yep. Orlando’s kind of a hell hole and Kissimmee is super redneck. Disney isn’t actually in Kissimmee, it’s in unincorporated Osceola County, so their address is still Kissimmee. Get a few miles from the tourist areas, and you’re in the deep south, and not like the rest of the deep south that’s trying to get over their reputation. It may as well be 1963 out there.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 05/28/2015 at 13:40

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This is like a crack pipe, holding a heroin needle, huffing a bag of glue.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 05/28/2015 at 13:55

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I’m saving “Krokodil can be smoked, right? No? Well, krokodil pipe anyway?” for an especially egregious one.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 05/28/2015 at 13:57

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I wouldn’t use that one on this. Save that one.

computiNATEor > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 05/29/2015 at 13:05

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Considering my grandparents brought my mom to this world in 1963 and now live in Ft. Myers, it’s scary how right you are.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > computiNATEor 05/29/2015 at 14:04

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Lol, you ever in Ft. Myers?

computiNATEor > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 05/29/2015 at 15:42

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Yes, for Christmas 2013. Thankfully, most of our time was spent away from the area, in the Everglades or the Keys. Beautiful oceans! And seeing alligators is pretty cool. But Ft. Myers is old folk central; they have a trailer in a senior-only trailer park.