Desk Spiders

"Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again." (sir-stig) 05/27/2015 at 14:16 • Filed to: None

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My desk/person may or may not be being invaded by tiny spiders. Had one on the back of my neck, and saw another on my desk. Flamethrowers are not an option.

Nibby > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 05/27/2015 at 14:18

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Hooker > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 05/27/2015 at 14:20

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Book of matches? Nuclear explosion? Escape to another planet?

That escalated quickly.

I once found a brown recluse in my office. I don’t even go in that room anymore.

CB > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 05/27/2015 at 14:21

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Set yourself on fire. It’s the only way.

KirkyV > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 05/27/2015 at 14:21

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Take a shower, then a bath, and then move house.

$kaycog > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 05/27/2015 at 14:23

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I guess be glad they’re tiny. I hate spiders.

mcseanerson > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 05/27/2015 at 14:26

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I abandoned my basement office for similar reasons. First day it was large spiders and the next it was hornets.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Hooker 05/27/2015 at 14:31

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Thankfully we don’t have those here!

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > KirkyV 05/27/2015 at 14:31

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Sadly it’s in my office.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > CB 05/27/2015 at 14:31

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That checks out.

KirkyV > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 05/27/2015 at 14:33

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Move jobs. Burn the building on your way out—it’s the only way to spare your co-workers this torment.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 05/27/2015 at 14:35

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They said no flamethrowers. They never said anything about decorative, scented candles and lighter fluid.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 05/27/2015 at 14:51

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ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 05/27/2015 at 14:58

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Diatomaceous Earth (D.E.) and Home Defense Bug Spray. D.E. is not a chemical, it’s just a very fine powder that cuts insects as they crawl over it and then they dehydrate. Home Defense is a bug spray that is safe around humans and pets and provides a barrier that insects generally wont cross. Thats what I use indoors. For the outdoors its a whole different story.

TheHondaBro > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 05/27/2015 at 15:01

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Spiders must be invading Oppo. Jesus.

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > $kaycog 05/27/2015 at 15:28

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I can barely watch this.

$kaycog > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 05/27/2015 at 15:30

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Yeah, that’s a huge spider, for sure.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 05/27/2015 at 16:26

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Rust Oleum and a lighter. I’ve found that makes a good improvised flamethrower since you aren’t allowed an actual flame thrower.