![]() 05/27/2015 at 10:43 • Filed to: rants | ![]() | ![]() |
So have a Viper, and be forwarned, personal stuff ahead.
Anyway, yesterday, I discovered something that anyone with a brain would know instantly. I discovered that if you’ve had a hemorrhoid cut out, and then have to spend two hours in a car running from a tornado because your house has the structural integrity of one made of cards, and that car is a 2013 Mazda3, the seats will do their damndest to kill you. Also, you will bleed. And your wife will make fun of you. And then you’ll come home to see that the tornado missed your house by a good 10 miles, but it’s ok because the second you walk in the door your electricity goes out for the rest of the night. Blargh.
![]() 05/27/2015 at 11:02 |
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Ow.
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That’s a rough day. Tomorrow will probably be better?
![]() 05/27/2015 at 11:09 |
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Hopefully, I do feel better at least. I heal quick.
![]() 05/27/2015 at 11:10 |
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Yes.
![]() 05/27/2015 at 11:13 |
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That is mildly disgusting and also sorry that must have hurt.
![]() 05/27/2015 at 11:17 |
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well on the other hand you could come back to the house with a bloody ass and the house be gone.... I’d say you faired pretty well over all. One of the houses we designed went up in flames. The pictures were heart braking, I couldn;t imagine having to deal with a total loss like that (or a tornado) I’ve always wondered how everyone stays in an area where something can come thru in a matter of minutes and completely take away everything they ever had.
![]() 05/27/2015 at 11:44 |
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Holy crap! No wait. Sorry.
![]() 05/27/2015 at 13:19 |
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Yes, and yes. :(
![]() 05/27/2015 at 13:20 |
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Yeah, we ended up lucky there. Some folks around 15 miles away weren’t so lucky a couple of weeks ago.
![]() 05/27/2015 at 13:21 |
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I still lol’ed.