Let's play a game.

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 05/24/2015 at 21:28 • Filed to: None

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If Kinja was a computer, it would be a Commodore VIC 20.

If Kinja was a car, it would be a Ford Pinto.

If Kinja was a spacecraft, it would be the Cha....... I’ll let you finish that one.

So that’s the game. If Kinja was a __________ what would it be?

CB > jkm7680 05/24/2015 at 21:31

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If Kinja was a poster, it would be jkm7680.

I apologize, but it had to be done.

jkm7680 > CB 05/24/2015 at 21:32

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..........

die’...

not for canada - australian in disguise > jkm7680 05/24/2015 at 21:35

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If Kinja was a car, it would be a copper-cooled Chevrolet.

If Kinja was a web browser, it would be Internet Explorer 5.

If Kinja was a city, it would be Detroit.

If Kinja was a country, it would be North Korea.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > jkm7680 05/24/2015 at 21:36

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If Kinja was a dragon... Well, It wouldn’t fly. Or probably be able to walk. It would just fall over on its face all the time.

jkm7680 > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/24/2015 at 21:36

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Nah, if Kinja was a web browser it would probably be MidasWWW.

CB > jkm7680 05/24/2015 at 21:37

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jkm7680 > CB 05/24/2015 at 21:39

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Uh-hhuh yup sure.

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > jkm7680 05/24/2015 at 21:43

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If Kinja was a woman, it would be Rosie O’Donnell.

thebigbossyboss > jkm7680 05/24/2015 at 21:44

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If Kinja was a province it’d be Prince Edward Island. A little bit “special”.

sony1492 > jkm7680 05/24/2015 at 21:45

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If kinja did drugs it would be heroin.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > jkm7680 05/24/2015 at 21:51

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If Kinja was a spacecraft, it would be the Chang’e 3, China’s successful unmanned Lunar lander and rover.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680 05/24/2015 at 21:53

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If Kinja were a used luxury car, it would be featured in a Tavarish article.

Sam > jkm7680 05/24/2015 at 21:54

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If Kinja was a city building simulator, it would be SimCity (2014).

If Kinja was a PC games platform, it would be Uplay.

If Kinja was toilet paper, it would be the sandpaper in truck stop restrooms.

If Kinja was a web blogging system, it would be Kinja.

TheHondaBro > jkm7680 05/24/2015 at 21:57

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If Kinja were a person, it would be jkm7680.

If Kinja were a car, it would be a B5 Audi A4.

Oh hai jkm7680!

jkm7680 > Sam 05/24/2015 at 21:58

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Bwahahahahaha

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > jkm7680 05/24/2015 at 21:59

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If Kinja was a car, it’d be an Edsel.

If Kinja was a media format, it’d be Betamax

If Kinja was an OS it’d be Microsoft Bob

If Kinja was a sandwich it’d be an Arch Delux

If Kinja was a drink it’d be New Coke

jkm7680 > TheHondaBro 05/24/2015 at 22:05

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Bwa-aha-ha-ha-ha

jkm7680 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/24/2015 at 22:06

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I’m not gonna lie, the Arch Deluxe sounded good. But I don’t get the science in marketing a burger to adults.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > jkm7680 05/24/2015 at 22:21

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The failure was that they tried to market a gourmet burger at a fast food joint whose customers are not known for their sophisticated palates.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > jkm7680 05/24/2015 at 22:25

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If Kinja were an airplane it would a Christmas Bullet

Hot Takes Salesman > jkm7680 05/24/2015 at 22:41

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If Kinja was a tank, it would be a Renault FT.

Hot Takes Salesman > Hot Takes Salesman 05/24/2015 at 22:52

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And the rest of the blogosphere would be M1A2 Abrams’ and Challenger 2’s and Leopard 2’s.

pip bip - choose Corrour > jkm7680 05/25/2015 at 04:54

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if Kinja was a computer it’s be a Microbee.