The Onion, possible Jelopnic contender?

"Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)" (6speedhaven) 05/24/2015 at 19:54 • Filed to: None

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sony1492 > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 05/24/2015 at 22:26

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Hits person, proceeds to accelerate over their limp body

Leon711 > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 05/28/2015 at 04:25

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Surely SniffPetrol is the prime candidate?