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"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 05/23/2015 at 22:20 • Filed to: None

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Giant Isopods are fucking scary.

jkm7680 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 05/23/2015 at 22:23

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But jumping spiders are cute! And could eat that thing’s bitchass.

HOLY FUCK THOSE THINGS ARE MASSIVE NVM

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 05/23/2015 at 22:24

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I sure do.. ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

That thing does look like it’d be awesome on the grill with some butter and hot sauce though.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > jkm7680 05/23/2015 at 22:30

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Yeah.. the Giant isopods make these guys look small..

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 05/23/2015 at 22:33

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That’s crazy.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 05/23/2015 at 22:33

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I’ve heard they taste like shrimp.

jkm7680 > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 05/23/2015 at 22:33

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Jesus, do not want.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > BaconSandwich is tasty. 05/23/2015 at 22:35

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I bet they do :)

fhrblig > jkm7680 05/23/2015 at 22:36

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Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > jkm7680 05/23/2015 at 22:38

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I’ve got no problems with spiders, not even if they are this size.... frigging earthworms though.. Oh god no..

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > BaconSandwich is tasty. 05/23/2015 at 22:38

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I think they are kinda cool :)

jkm7680 > fhrblig 05/23/2015 at 22:39

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Why are they so cute?

They apparently like to stare at people and shit also.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 05/23/2015 at 22:40

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What the fuck is that goop?! It looks like it shit itself, except it didn’t shit, it released liquid from Satan.

jkm7680 > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 05/23/2015 at 22:40

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The only kind of spider that won’t be introduced to the bottom of my shoe would be a jumping spider. Every single other spider I encounter will promptly be either squashed with my shoe or have some form of liquid poured on top of it until I’m 100% certain that it’s dead.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > jkm7680 05/23/2015 at 22:43

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Well.. you’re a braver man then me then.. I pick up spiders and carry them outside (Granted, I live in Norway, we ain’t got no spiders with venom here), but I can’t step on a earthworm without feeling sick..

jkm7680 > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 05/23/2015 at 22:45

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It seems to be a pretty good mix throughout the United States. In my region, for the most part they aren’t venomous, but then again I’m not really up to date on my spider knowledge so I smash all of them equally.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > jkm7680 05/23/2015 at 22:48

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I’m not really worried about that, would not be if I lived in the US or Australia either.. We DO have snakes in Norway, never worried... I just HATE those creepy crawly worms that pops up whenever it rains.. bah...

jkm7680 > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 05/23/2015 at 22:50

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Snakes are pretty chill and normally don’t get in your way unless you piss them off or step on them though. Some snakes look really close to the venomous kind but aren’t though, haha.

I’m pretty chill with earthworms though. We don’t really even get them washed up on the sidewalk and things like that, haha. The only time I ever see them really is when I’m doing some work in the yard or something along those lines.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > jkm7680 05/23/2015 at 22:53

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Snakes are chill as fuck :) friend of mine’s got a couple of Pythons and they are AWESOME :)

We have those disgusting freaky small crawlers whenever it rains a tad more than normal here though... .. Yeeeah.. I’ve got an irrational fear of earthworms :P

jkm7680 > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 05/23/2015 at 22:57

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Really, haha? I remember seeing a black snake of some sort that sounded rather angry in the woods near my Grandmothers house. Of course she didn’t give a fuck, but I sure did.

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 05/23/2015 at 23:11

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But look at how cute these are.

Mike > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/23/2015 at 23:36

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Not goop, just it’s tail.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Mike 05/23/2015 at 23:56

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NoneOfYourBiz > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 05/24/2015 at 09:01

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