"blackchair" (blackchair)
05/23/2015 at 18:12 • Filed to: None
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"blackchair" (blackchair)
05/23/2015 at 18:12 • Filed to: None | 3
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I have reason to believe my cats are trying to kill me. Given the supporting argument from The Oatmeal ( !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ) I now believe it’s true.
As I was carrying a giant 65lb box (Threshold furniture that we bought on impulse because we’re addicted) down the stairs to load in my car to return back to Target, I almost died.
Behold the killing device:
See it yet? Exactly. It is a very strategically place catnip ball at the bottom of the staircase which I stepped on and almost rolled my ankle which would have had the giant box come crashing down on me instantly smothering me. Combined with a dark room, giant box blocking my view, and matching carpet you get a cat’s perfect assassination, an “accident.”
Portrait of the deadly killer:
Lucky for me I was able to right myself after a few stumbles unharmed.
Maybe next time I won’t be so lucky.
Xyl0c41n3
> blackchair
05/23/2015 at 18:15 |
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That face is plotting all sorts of revenge.
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blackchair
> Xyl0c41n3
05/23/2015 at 18:19 |
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Believe me, it’s true!
Birddog
> blackchair
05/23/2015 at 18:23 |
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Two Lumps
has verified my suspicion that Cats are trying to take over the world.
Veeeeery slowly.
$kaycog
> blackchair
05/23/2015 at 18:25 |
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I think this cat might be a deadly killer.