Jeff Gordon In The Pace Car? This Can Only End Well

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader) 05/23/2015 at 12:50 • Filed to: keeping up with the jalopibros, Indianapolis 500, Jeff Gordon, pace car, IndyCar

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Our editor-in-chief is supposed to be enjoying the Indianapolis 500, but he seems to be !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

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Well, at least he’s just there to spectat—

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Ah. Hmm. Uh. Well.

Travis, don’t hit the pace car.

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extraspecialbitter > Stef Schrader 05/23/2015 at 12:56

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THIS JUST IN: All Jalopnik employees have been banned from the Indy 500 this weekend.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Stef Schrader 05/23/2015 at 13:01

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Hold on. I need to go grab some popcorn.

Stef Schrader > extraspecialbitter 05/23/2015 at 13:03

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so THAT’S why Puff is at home

Wheelerguy > extraspecialbitter 05/23/2015 at 13:08

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Also, all Jalopnik writers have been perma-banned from reviewing Chevrolet cars.

extraspecialbitter > Stef Schrader 05/23/2015 at 14:03

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I mean, you could probably stand outside and start flinging Puffs into pit lane with a giant slingshot. Make it rain.

KatzManDu > Stef Schrader 05/23/2015 at 14:43

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Bob and Tom (radio show) based in Indy on Q95 was good friends with comedian Tim Wilson. This would regularly be on the Indy radio station.

Stef Schrader > extraspecialbitter 05/24/2015 at 01:17

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But...but.......Pufferz. <3

They’re not very aerodynamic. I can’t risk it.