Im Eating Cheetos Out Of A Bathroom Sink AMA

"Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222)
05/23/2015 at 00:55 • Filed to: This dog is gonna buy me a new windshield

Its a midnight snack and because Im dog sitting until Tuesday, sleeping in the house with the dog and I dont wanna wake him or make crumbs. AMA

DISCUSSION (70)

PushToStart > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 00:57

If Cheetos weren’t available to you, what type of chip would you be consuming instead?

TheHondaBro > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 00:58

Ketchup or mustard?

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 00:59

Why not puffy?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > PushToStart
05/23/2015 at 01:00

These:

Kinja'd!!!

Because I have a bag of them in my truck right now

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > TheHondaBro
05/23/2015 at 01:00

Both mixed together with mayo and hot sauce

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/23/2015 at 01:01

I got these free from my schools memorial day BBQ on Wednesday and I forgot they were in my backpack

TheHondaBro > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 01:02

Please tell me its Sriracha.

Jake Huitt - Two Alfas And A Nissan, Not A Single Running Car > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/23/2015 at 01:03

Kinja'd!!!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > TheHondaBro
05/23/2015 at 01:04

Hell no, trader joes jalepeno sauce. Anything else is just overpriced ketchup, aka not hot enough

TheHondaBro > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 01:05

Get out of my house.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Jake Huitt - Two Alfas And A Nissan, Not A Single Running Car
05/23/2015 at 01:06

*high 5* My man!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 01:07

Puffy don’t get the love they deserve

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 01:07

Mcdonalds or Burger King

Jake Huitt - Two Alfas And A Nissan, Not A Single Running Car > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/23/2015 at 01:07

He's jelly of mine.

PushToStart > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 01:08

Fact: convenient chips are best chips

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > TheHondaBro
05/23/2015 at 01:08

My tongue is immune to sriracha’s burn

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
05/23/2015 at 01:09

McDonalds

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 01:09

ever have Mcgangbang?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/23/2015 at 01:10

Fact: If I payed for them they wouldve been puffy. But even puffy cheetos have nothing on Wise brand cheez doodlez

TheHondaBro > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 01:10

I SAID GET OUT!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > PushToStart
05/23/2015 at 01:10

This Is true

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
05/23/2015 at 01:11

Nope

Spaceball-Two > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 01:11

I think chips that come in tubes are terrible. Thoughts?

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 01:13

delicious. mcchicken inside a mcdouble

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 01:19

At a seafood restaurant do you order seafood? If no, the only right answer is you’re allergic.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Spaceball-Two
05/23/2015 at 01:32

I dont think tube chips are terrible, but I also dont think they deserve to be called chips. We shall call them “Machine formed crispy potato cakes”

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
05/23/2015 at 01:32

Im allergic

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
05/23/2015 at 01:33

Nope, not kosher. I like McDonalds because They have eggs in the morning

Spaceball-Two > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 01:34

*contans no actual potatoes

lonestranger > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 01:36

This is gross and I can probably guess correctly, but have you ever pissed in the sink?

I have strange thoughts sometimes.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 01:37

Then you are excused. Then what is the worst part about living in Colorado, and not just obvious “lol 420” reputation things?

PushToStart > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 01:39

Are they eggs, or are they “eggs”?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > lonestranger
05/23/2015 at 01:39

Once, I was about to take a shower, and had clean clothes on top of the closed toilet seat lid. I rinsed out the sink pretty good afterwards, and aimed for the drain. Id be surprised if someone Hasnt done that at least once in their lives

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
05/23/2015 at 01:40

Drivers who forget about snow after summer.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > PushToStart
05/23/2015 at 01:41

No One knows

Kinja'd!!!

desertdog5051 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 01:41

These are the best. Doge won’t want them either.

Kinja'd!!!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > desertdog5051
05/23/2015 at 01:42

OMG I love those, wish they were puffy though

lonestranger > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 01:42

I guessed wrong.

I did once. Not because I needed to, but because I couldn’t think of a good enough reason not to.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > lonestranger
05/23/2015 at 01:45

Lol, I can see why someone would want to do it at least once in their lives, even if they dont have a good reason

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 01:45

That’s always fun. I remember when I lived in PA, and there was another(several others actually) guy from Florida with an F-250 on bald ass Mud Grapplers. Poor schmuck didn’t remember to lock his hubs before he left the parking lot. About 1/8th mile down the road(which took him a couple of minutes to cover), he created a mini traffic jam because he had to get out to lock his hubs. He still slid, but he made it back to the apartments. I laughed the entire drive home, even at my turn which was a steep down hill grade that caught slush and would refreeze, scary as fuck. Still laughed.

Big Bubba Ray > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 01:48

YOU’VE NEVER HAD A MCGANGBANG?!?!

desertdog5051 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 02:00

I have seen those in a Family Dollar. Are they that good?

D > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 02:03

I invite you to come be surprised at the fact that I have never even thought about pissing in the sink.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > desertdog5051
05/23/2015 at 02:04

Yes, especially when eaten at sea level. Sadly, I cant eat them at sea level :(

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > D
05/23/2015 at 02:05

But, do you kinda want to now?

Sam > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 02:05

What about in the shower?

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 02:06

Does the dog like Cheetos, and is it a Shiba?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Sam
05/23/2015 at 02:06

rarely

Why am I telling people this stuff?

not for canada - australian in disguise > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 02:07

Crunchy, puffy, or flamin hot?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)
05/23/2015 at 02:07

Probably does, but the owner said no people food so Im gonna keep it away from him and no, not a shiba. Hes a Black lab pointer mix

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > not for canada - australian in disguise
05/23/2015 at 02:08

All 3 mixed together to form the ultimate cheeto concoction

desertdog5051 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 02:09

Now, why does that make them better? I can’t eat them at sea level either, but ???

D > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 02:09

I want to even less, now equipped with the knowledge that people have done it—let alone even thought about it.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 02:12

Bark. Woof. Sniff. Whimper.

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > Spaceball-Two
05/23/2015 at 02:15

Potato chips from tubes are the chip equivalent of particle board.

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/23/2015 at 02:20

You Sir are an honorable dogsitter.

Respecting person’s “no people food for dog” request.

Understanding that dog’s like or dislike of Cheetos is irrelevant—dogs know that crinkly bags often contain treats and other goodness, are therefore required to investigate any detected crinkling.