Dodge Magnum driver clocked at 153 mph, arrested

Kinja'd!!! "area man" (hurrburgring)
05/21/2015 at 21:22 • Filed to: None

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A Michigan man !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! today this week after state troopers caught him accelerating from 79 to 153 mph on 1-75 early this Tuesday morning in Woodhaven.

This is a special kind of stupid - he blew by a traffic detail at 10 over the speed limit, and as the cops turned around to go after him he gunned it and because the road was empty they managed to get him on their moving radar going above 150 briefly. Of course he didn’t lose them, and everyone had a lovely chat in a parking lot off the highway before taking the asshole downtown.

Don’t speed, even in a badass wagon.


DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > area man
05/21/2015 at 21:34

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“Nice wagon, whatcha haulin’?”

“Ass sir, I’m haulin’ ass.”


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > area man
05/21/2015 at 21:35

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“But officer, it’s got a Hemi!”


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > area man
05/21/2015 at 21:48

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Wow I had actually thought Michigan wasn’t that tough on speeding. Were they really going to pull him over for 79 in a 70? Don’t get me wrong, 153 on a highway is excessive,

Now the question is, what do you think will actually happen? If he gets a good lawyer, they’ll probably knock it down to an ordinary speeding ticket, like the original 79.

Hey, I heard that Amtrak is hiring


Kinja'd!!! area man > dogisbadob
05/21/2015 at 21:55

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Yeah idk why they went after him initially, but I bet it’s a big fine and mucho points on his record.


Kinja'd!!! Twism > area man
05/21/2015 at 22:05

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saw that a few days ago.

Magnum owner deformation, but I’m genuinely surprised that his 05 RT could hit that speed. They are factory-blocked at 130.

Must have some modz, yo.

Anyone thinks it will get auctioned? I doubt he gets it back.


Kinja'd!!! area man > Twism
05/21/2015 at 22:06

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oh snap, i totally forgot what day it is. blame it on the al al al al al alchohol. And yeah, police auction for sure.


Kinja'd!!! Twism > area man
05/21/2015 at 22:17

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don’t fret, it’s literally my job to find things like that, but I don’t think lots of people actually saw it; in the grand scheme of things, it’s actually pretty minor.

(and I’m jelly about the alcohol. watchu drinkin?)


I’ll monitor their auctions, then, if only to see what’s under the hood of the beast.


Kinja'd!!! area man > Twism
05/21/2015 at 22:22

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some Brooklyn Summer. I’ve had a craving this week for some reason. maybe I’m pregnant.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > area man
05/21/2015 at 23:58

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anybody know what the county mounties had to run that thing down and get the speed check?


Kinja'd!!! StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8 > area man
05/22/2015 at 08:39

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Wasn’t me!

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Kinja'd!!! acarr260 > Wobbles the Mind
05/22/2015 at 12:21

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I’m a truck drivin’ man,

Name’s Big Dan,

and all I haul is ass.

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